Shagged Anyone Famous?

dan_bo said:
Henkeman said:
A gentleman never tells...

So what's stopping you?

Ooh vicious!!

I do know that the daughter of a late friend did a (married) England cricketer in the West Indies. At my friend's wake when I was chatting to her I mentioned it, her eyes went wide and she asked how the hell I knew about that, and her reaction when I told her that her dad had told her (she had no clue he knew) was priceless.
 
Henkeman said:
dan_bo said:
Henkeman said:
A gentleman never tells...

So what's stopping you?

Ooh vicious!!

I do know that the daughter of a late friend did a (married) England cricketer in the West Indies. At my friend's wake when I was chatting to her I mentioned it, her eyes went wide and she asked how the hell I knew about that, and her reaction when I told her that her dad had told her (she had no clue he knew) was priceless.

Wow what a gentlemenly thing to bring up at her fathers funeral,
 
Henkeman said:
dan_bo said:
Henkeman said:
A gentleman never tells...

So what's stopping you?

Ooh vicious!!

I do know that the daughter of a late friend did a (married) England cricketer in the West Indies. At my friend's wake when I was chatting to her I mentioned it, her eyes went wide and she asked how the hell I knew about that, and her reaction when I told her that her dad had told her (she had no clue he knew) was priceless.

Dads crowing about who's fcuked their Daughter, classy.
 
Chipmeister said:
Henkeman said:
dan_bo said:
So what's stopping you?

Ooh vicious!!

I do know that the daughter of a late friend did a (married) England cricketer in the West Indies. At my friend's wake when I was chatting to her I mentioned it, her eyes went wide and she asked how the hell I knew about that, and her reaction when I told her that her dad had told her (she had no clue he knew) was priceless.

Wow what a gentlemenly thing to bring up at her fathers funeral,

You don't know her or the context. Don't assume.
 
I won't mention names for legal reasons but you should be able to guess who they are.

We had a secretary at my last workplace who was a bit of a nympho. She had several blokes on the go and one was a sugar daddy who lived in Portsmouth. She was staying with him in his swanky apartment one weekend and they went to Tiger Tiger. While she was in there, a lad came over and said hello to her sugar daddy. She discovered he was a premiership footballer and ended up shagging him in the club. She stayed in touch with him and would regularly meet up for a shag when he was playing in the north. At one point, she had a number 10 shaved in her fanny for him. If you need another clue, he scored over the weekend against some dog-shit team from Stretford.

A mate of I lad I used to work with shagged the backing singer of a well known indie/dance outfit from Manchester, and more recently appeared on the X-Factor. Rimmed her too!

The landlord's wife in my old local used to go out with a piss-cat from Belfast.
 

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