Shagged Anyone Famous?

[Mike D]

Corky's landlady a few years back.

Not too bad I seem to recall.

Did she take it up the Glitter ?

 

[cupidstunt]

Accountants don't count

Are you sure? I've always assumed that counting is a major part of an accountant's job.

Pmsl, That is fucking brilliant.

It was a pun sweethearts

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Are you sure? I've always assumed that counting is a major part of an accountant's job.

Pmsl, That is fucking brilliant.

It was a pun sweethearts

I thought something didn't quite add up.

 

[metalblue]

Mrs MB.....repeatedly. You may remember her from such threads as "T-Fal Actifryers", "Brought a dodgy motor - help!", and "Reincarnation"

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Pmsl, That is fucking brilliant.

It was a pun sweethearts

I thought something didn't quite add up.

That is very much to your credit.

 

[Bigga]

One pal used to do Donna Air. Never heard of her til he mentioned her name and I had to Google who she was!

Another was tuning Mel B at the start of her 'Spice Girls' career.

 

[mancity5]

Are you sure? I've always assumed that counting is a major part of an accountant's job.

Pmsl, That is fucking brilliant.

It was a pun sweethearts

Thought it was mate, but was still good nonetheless. :)

 

[dronefromsector7g]

It was a pun sweethearts

I thought something didn't quite add up.

That is very much to your credit.

Go figure.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

One pal used to do Donna Air.

The jammy jammy bastard.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

A mate of mine gave a Nolan sisters tonsils the mother load, apparently, she didnt spill a drop.

I too have a mate who has done that, at a booze up at Bredbury Hall, likely the same sister. Apparantly there was a bloke assigned to her pretty much as a chaperone, bodyguard type bloke, but his real job was to stop her from creating any scandal for herself due to her extreme fondness for cock when drunk.
Another friend was letting Carol Vordeman have it a couple of summers ago. Hes a 6'5 millionaire who was a dual code pro rugby player, the extra jammy bastard and a lad I work with gave Natalie Imbruglia the pleasure years ago after meeting her in a club in London. No such tales of celebrity drilling from me, unfortunately