She's got a very high forehead

[BlueMoonRisin’]

You could try fore play...

As in head lol

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Does she have an elongated head like Alien-like....... you intergalactic slut!

 

[Blue Maverick]

Are you Deuce Bigalow

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

For future reference, it's called a five head.

emperor fivehead checking in. You are correct.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Which is the next body part that are you going to get a woman that is deformed in some way, you've got some sort of anti body dysmorphia, all very niche.

If you are going to insist on these look at me threads, you are going to have to include pictures, you rule breaking ****.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Is this her?

got nice eyes

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

What I find funny is that you've asked her feet size. That's a conversation killer, surely?

Glad it wasn't just me thinking that them!

"Had a good day today"

"Yeah it was good thanks, what about you"

"Great thanks. How big are your feet?"

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Glad it wasn't just me thinking that them!

"Had a good day today"

"Yeah it was good thanks, what about you"

"Great thanks. How big are your feet?"

Im surprised it wasn't picked up earlier. Funny as fuck.

 

[andyhinch]

got nice eyes

Think we had a pint at Stoke away, was an interesting night

 

[aguero93:20]

Look at it this way @bluemoon risin' no matter how small your cock is, you'll have no bother pulling a teabag off.