Should I confess

117 M34 said:
Definitely keep quiet and don't mention her.
Can imagine the next time you have a row and your missus shouts well fcuk off back round to Sarah's house then and see if she puts up with your bullshit
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Then imagine her face when he does.

Tell her. If she's that bothered about it that's her problem not yours. If my Mrs ever saw her arse about my ex's or brought them up I'd seriously reconsider what I was involved with. Because it's certainly not an adult, and the folk on this thread with a "you know what they're like" Mrs. No I don't. Why even put up with that shit?

We all have a past for fucks sake.
 
Cellarite said:
Picture the scene...the morning after bin emptying day, city5189 goes out to work at the same time as his current missus. He drags his wheelie bin up the path just as next door opens and his ex comes out in a dressing gown that accentuates her amble bosom. His current missus office ready with heels and stockings. Hair tied back. She's going for a few drinks with colleagues after work so has made an effort. Crisp white blouse and her best lacey bra under. She likes the attention of the men in that bar her and her workmates go into sometimes.

Ex in pink dressing gown isn't long out of the shower and her hair is still wet.

"Excuse me, is that my black bin you're taking in?"
"No, it's definitely our bin"
"Well can you tell me where mine is please?"
"I have no idea. I've just come out and honestly, this was the only one there and it's our bin."

"Honestly? Honestly? And tell me, what the fuck do you know about honesty? Were you honest with me when you were skulking around behind my back with my best friend? Were you honest when you told me you were going to watch the match with your mates when in fact you were in a Premier Inn in town with that little tramp. Was she better than me? Did she excite you more? Had you had enough of this?"

Ex unties her dressing gown to expose herself in the street. Current missus shakes her head.

"You two clearly have unfinished business and I'm better off out of it."

Gets in her car, drives away and is never seen again. Ex graffities his car and puts the house windows through. Ex's current bloke knocks fuck out of him on his return to work. city5189 is left on his own - a shell of a man. Turns to drink first and then inevitably drugs.

In a moment of clarity one cold morning in Piccadilly Gardens, he wonders what might've happened had he just been honest in the first place.
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It started off great and then it just wilted in my hand.
 
Blue Mist said:
I am in the same position as the OP.
Me and Mrs Mist have been searching for the right house for years, well she has I ain't arsed.
Anyway, she found it and we bought it, 3 days ago I realised my next door neighbour was my ex.
I really hope he never says anything to my wife.
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What's it like living next to drone ?
 
Casually drop into. a conversation while she is watching her favourite telly
" Oh you like ........ next door? funny story, I fucked her 20 years ago,was like shagging a corpse, ended up banging her mate behind her back she was so bad. she ain't aged w ell either, well at least it means you don't need to worry about me dropping round for a quickie even if she is an ex.

That should work ;-)
 
Good thread, will get me through the international break.
 
urban genie said:
Casually drop into. a conversation while she is watching her favourite telly
" Oh you like ........ next door? funny story, I fucked her 20 years ago,was like shagging a corpse, ended up banging her mate behind her back she was so bad. she ain't aged w ell either, well at least it means you don't need to worry about me dropping round for a quickie even if she is an ex.

That should work ;-)
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With any luck if they look on google earth they could find the proof of the deed at the right angle from the parked skip where the happy event took place.
 
city5189 said:
So basically we've recently moved house to a lovely area.wife and kids love it,
Not seen any neighbours yet but wife has spoke to them, anyway putting the bins out last night spotted next door neighbour and it's only a girl I dated back just before I got with currant wife,
This wouldn't be a problem but we split up after she discovered I cheated with her mate,I know but I twas young and dumb.
At this point I should add wife is batshit crazy about ex girlfriends of mine, ( you all know what woman are like)
Should I tell her and have to deal with ear ache for next god knows how long or keep quiet and hope ex keeps her mouth shut.
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How long ago did you date her ?
(Wife is asking me ? :)
 
city5189 said:
So basically we've recently moved house to a lovely area.wife and kids love it,
Not seen any neighbours yet but wife has spoke to them, anyway putting the bins out last night spotted next door neighbour and it's only a girl I dated back just before I got with currant wife,
This wouldn't be a problem but we split up after she discovered I cheated with her mate,I know but I twas young and dumb.
At this point I should add wife is batshit crazy about ex girlfriends of mine, ( you all know what woman are like)
Should I tell her and have to deal with ear ache for next god knows how long or keep quiet and hope ex keeps her mouth shut.
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You are allowed to have an Ex. You're allowed to fuck up. You're not the first, or will be the last, to fuck other women. When you tell her and you need to, like yesterday. Don't be sheepish, apologetic or defensive.

You have a past, she also has a past. You need to leave it there. If you cant do that, you're fucked. You might also be advised to discuss the possibility of moving, make ut her choice. But, you aren't a monster for your past, dont apologise for it.
 
Is the house a terraced or semi detached where your bedroom is directly next to the bedroom of the house next door. If it is put on your best show one night, be very loud and let your ex know what she’s missing. Likewise she could do the same.
 
Being a female ( admitedly early FOC stage now :-)), I have never understood why women get jealous of ex partners/ previous relationships. We all have baggage! I know I'm unusual though in the respect of not being the jealous type. I think mine is reserved for coveting players on other teams - I love Luka Modric, so that's where my ' jealously' emotion lives....

The situation here though, is literally a bit close to home so there is potential for fireworks. I'd tell your Mrs mate, shit hits the fan if she finds out any other way. She'll calm down eventually.

Or just move again!
 
I think a lot of posters are missing the point. It isn't that an ex is living next door it's the fact that he was unfaithful to her.
His current wife might just start thinking he will be unfaithful to her as well.
The only way out as I can see is to shoot and kill the wife, invite the ex round then shoot her and kill her also. Make it look like the ex killed the wife in a fit of jealousy then committed suicide.

Oh and burn the house down as well, (leave the petrol can next to the ex for good measure)
 
Blue Mist said:
I think a lot of posters are missing the point. It isn't that an ex is living next door it's the fact that he was unfaithful to her.
His current wife might just start thinking he will be unfaithful to her as well.
The only way out as I can see is to shoot and kill the wife, invite the ex round then shoot her and kill her also. Make it look like the ex killed the wife in a fit of jealousy then committed suicide.

Oh and burn the house down as well, (leave the petrol can next to the ex for good measure)
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Seems like a lot of hard work for a Saturday afternoon tbf
 
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