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[peoffrey]

...care to enlighten us, perhaps...

Naked dinner parties, orgies, fetish and themes. She’d talk about it like it was Corrie or Eastenders. The bill money drug thief used to refer to her as a big fat slag.

Addiction to sex is a thing. One of my female friends admitted on holiday that she’d slept with over 100 men.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

My place in Hamilton Road, Longsight defied belief sometimes. Sofa surfers, violent drunks, food thiefs and a nymphomaniac girl from Crewe. She’d think nothing of walking around naked when pissed.

I've seen allsorts. There was a girl in one of my ex's houses that didn't change her bed for the entire year. I posted about this on the "what are you ashamed of" thread but this was the same house where my ex got into a dispute with a housemate and pissed all over her bed when she went home one summer. A house of complete psychos and I consider myself lucky to have escaped that circle of people without any lasting scars.

 

[BimboBob]

Naked dinner parties, orgies, fetish and themes. She’d talk about it like it was Corrie or Eastenders. The bill money drug thief used to refer to her as a big fat slag.

Addiction to sex is a thing. One of my female friends admitted on holiday that she’d slept with over 100 men.

Did you go back for more?

Come home drunk, not had so much as a sniff of a gusset for weeks, fatty is awake, bang her from behind with your finger up her arse?

 

[BimboBob]

Naked dinner parties, orgies, fetish and themes. She’d talk about it like it was Corrie or Eastenders. The bill money drug thief used to refer to her as a big fat slag.

Addiction to sex is a thing. One of my female friends admitted on holiday that she’d slept with over 100 men.

100 is not a lot. Even from the age of 16 until 30, (when I got hitched) that's only 7 a year. Did 3 in a day once.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

100 is not a lot. Even from the age of 16 until 30, (when I got hitched) that's only 7 a year. Did 3 in a day once.

So what happened when they threw you out of Anne Summers then..??

 

[BimboBob]

So what happened when they threw you out of Anne Summers then..??

Anne Summers?


That's for pretend swingers. Their stuff wouldn't last 5 minutes at a proper party.

 

[skivitheblue9320]

Done

Thank you

 

[peoffrey]

100 is not a lot. Even from the age of 16 until 30, (when I got hitched) that's only 7 a year. Did 3 in a day once.

I’ve probably made ten in twenty five years of being active. Never saw you as a serial shagger. Surely it’s better to make love to the same woman a thousand times than to make love to a thousand women?

I was quite lucky in shares by the end. Chris from Congleton would watch City with me and Mark from St. Helens would go to gigs with me. All three of us mates. Two good years in Rusholme.

 

[BimboBob]

Surely it’s better to make love to the same woman a thousand times than to make love to a thousand women?

When you are single you really should flex your wings. Eat at the all you can eat buffet. Gorge yourself now and then. When you get a little older, and find the right one to settle down with, then you bring experience. Knowledge.

Far too many people have sexual hang ups. Undressing in the dark. Worrying about their body. Should just go for it. As that toilet wall poster says..."dance like no-one's watching." In other words, don't worry about things, just get on and do it.

Obviously doesn't apply to murder.

 

[andyhinch]

When you are single you really should flex your wings. Eat at the all you can eat buffet. Gorge yourself now and then. When you get a little older, and find the right one to settle down with, then you bring experience. Knowledge.

Far too many people have sexual hang ups. Undressing in the dark. Worrying about their body. Should just go for it. As that toilet wall poster says..."dance like no-one's watching." In other words, don't worry about things, just get on and do it.

Obviously doesn't apply to murder.

You never told me the last bit you twat.