Silly things friends have said about City to you

[bitterfuse]

This wasn't actually a friend but I remember listening to a phone in after we lost to Chelsea in 2008 (our first game after the takeover) and some chap called in to say Zabeleta was a sub standard replacement for Corluka at right back and would be sold within 6 months.

 

[Postman Pep]

Not a friend but I recall an old fella who looked a bit worse for wear banging on about how we'll never be top dogs in Manchester within his lifetime.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Not a friend but I recall an old fella who looked a bit worse for wear banging on about how we'll never be top dogs in Manchester within his lifetime.

Is that the one who drove down the hard shoulder because he needed a shit?

 

[hateutd]

...no history.

 

[Octavian]

Some Rag in the local said we’d only be a one hit wonder like Blackburn just after we won it in 2012. 9 years later and we’ve obviously added another 4 to that.

 

[dobingsdobber]

My old mum isn't very good with names and she's nearly 90.
Hence; Sergio Aquinas and YaYa Turvey.

 

[Postman Pep]

Is that the one who drove down the hard shoulder because he needed a shit?

Wouldn't surprise me came across as a self entitled ****

 

[slick]

Brother in law said Scholes in his last season playing for United was still better than Yaya in his prime.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People on Bluemoon who’ve said Yaya had one good season
People on Bluemoon who’ve said Yaya isn’t a club legend
People on Bluemoon who’ve said Yaya is a ****
People on Bluemoon who play down Yaya’s achievements for City because they’re more bothered about him moaning about a cake and moaning that Pep didn’t like having African players in the squad than they are the incredible moments he brought to us that are pretty much above every moment apart from half a dozen other goals in the club’s history

Only happens on Bluemoon for some bizarre reason though. Never met any City fan in real life who has this stupid pissarse attitude about Yaya.

 

[theres only one carlito]

Ffs mahrez