Sleeping with an older woman

[*singingtheblues*]

Nothing like rattling an old piece.

When I was 20 I was seeing a 32 yr old. She was un real. Older birds have a lot more experience and generally are more up for things because they'd wish they'd been slags when they were little!

Do it mate, and whilst you doing it shout 'City! City! City!'

Haha.

Love it.

The only qualms I have are that her partner was/is a bit of a nut, so it would probably have repercussions.

Meh.

You only live once eh?

 

[tueartsboots]

Make sure she takes her teeth out when she gives you a gobble and expect a battering from her husband when he finds out.

Funny you should say the latter, her old man was a work mate, didn't go down so well when he found out !

 

[jimharri]

Make sure she takes her teeth out when she gives you a gobble and expect a battering from her husband when he finds out.

Funny you should say the latter, her old man was a work mate, didn't go down so well when he found out !

I don't suppose she did!

 

[liamctid]

Nothing like rattling an old piece.

When I was 20 I was seeing a 32 yr old. She was un real. Older birds have a lot more experience and generally are more up for things because they'd wish they'd been slags when they were little!

Do it mate, and whilst you doing it shout 'City! City! City!'

Haha.

Love it.

The only qualms I have are that her partner was/is a bit of a nut, so it would probably have repercussions.

Meh.

You only live once eh?

Mate, if she's game it's either you or some other twat she's gonna nail. Do the right thing.

Don't strap up either.

 

[yozzer]

fill your boots lad,step in and have fun

 

[toby]

I wasnt sure what a penis on tap was so I google it

I think every woman over 40 should have one ;o)

 

[tueartsboots]

Funny you should say the latter, her old man was a work mate, didn't go down so well when he found out !

I don't suppose she did!

FPSML ! Trust you Jim

 

[mackenzie]

Make sure she takes her teeth out when she gives you a gobble and expect a battering from her husband when he finds out.

Is that the voice of experience speaking? lol!!!!!

 

[BlueMo']

Why not?
Give it a go but watch out
for her ex even the mildest of fellas
can and sometimes will literally kill you.
I'd kill you if i caught you shaggin' my wife!! :)

 

[Anonymous]

nowt wrong with an older women

the sex is good, and you can talk after

oh, and they don't wear fucking ugg boots.