TheMightyQuinn
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I've never had sex with an older woman. I feel left out now.
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Sleeping with an older woman
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Stillsy
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tasker said:ive got visions of "this is england 86"
LMFAO hes gunna end up like gadget!
oakiecokie
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As me old Grandad used to say :
"A woman is like a dog turd.The older they are,the easier they are to pick up"
God bless him.
"A woman is like a dog turd.The older they are,the easier they are to pick up"
God bless him.
uncle fester
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I am currently boning a very shapely 52 year old
she knows exactly what she wants and is not shy about expressing it - to be honest all I basically have to do is turn up with a stiffy and she sorts it out from there
she knows exactly what she wants and is not shy about expressing it - to be honest all I basically have to do is turn up with a stiffy and she sorts it out from there
Stillsy
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aphex said:nowt wrong with an older women
the sex is good, and you can talk after
oh, and they don't wear fucking ugg boots.
nout wrong with ugg boots fella
jamiegrimble
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You will have to eventually,unless you personally have found the elixir of youth or have a fat wallet:)TheMightyQuinn said:I've never had sex with an older woman. I feel left out now.
*singingtheblues*
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stony said:Make sure she takes her teeth out when she gives you a gobble and expect a battering from her husband when he finds out.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm more than capable of defending myself.
I used to box until the age of 18.
So he'd have his hands full.
Just not sure she'll be worth any potential trouble.
TheMightyQuinn
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jamiegrimble said:You will have to eventually,unless you personally have found the elixir of youth or have a fat wallet:)TheMightyQuinn said:I've never had sex with an older woman. I feel left out now.
It tends to be that only younger girls are interested in me and I feel like I should enjoy it until it ends, as it inevitably will.
As for an elixir of youth, I sometimes wonder, last week I was refused Rizla in Tesco!
Chev Chelios
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Batter that axe wound :0
*singingtheblues*
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liamctid said:*singingtheblues* said:Haha.
Love it.
The only qualms I have are that her partner was/is a bit of a nut, so it would probably have repercussions.
Meh.
You only live once eh?
Mate, if she's game it's either you or some other twat she's gonna nail. Do the right thing.
Don't strap up either.
That was my thinking, I'd be a fool to do anything otherwise.
I'd be a fool to rattle it without wearing a rubber though.