Slowest ever?

[01cravend]

People appear to have forgot about Sylvinho

 

[taleofbluehalves]

I hope some of our newer fans take note and realise the utter shite we've had play for us down the years.

They really don't know what they missed. For every David Silva, we've had ten Gerry Creaneys down the years. Jesus did indeed shed a tear on our behalf.

Goes to show there's not too many Glenn Hoddle types here ie slow but great.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Ali has to be up there, not sure he was ever quick, but we got him right at the end of his career. Didnt stop him running games though.

 

[waterloo blue]

Geoff Hammond,he should have got a purple heart for playing with no legs.
Colin Viljoen,deceptivly,slower than treacle poured from a tin.
Peter Bodak,made Rick Holden looklike Usain Bolt.
Leave Freddy Hill alone,alright he was about as mobile as a totem pole,but he was technically very good and won England caps whilst playing for Bolton in the '60's.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Barry Fucking Silkman.
Milk turned quicker.
Plus he had the distribution of a postman on acid.
How he actually maintained a pulse whilst moving so little is worthy of medical investigation.
I'm convinced the **** hibernated during winter.

 

[kun]

I managed to come up with

Now pit it against our fastest XI

 

[taleofbluehalves]

I managed to come up with

Now pit it against our fastest XI

I'd go Eike Immel in goal. We have a tradition of signing good keepers and but Ball signed him!

 

[SuperYaya]

People appear to have forgot about Sylvinho

Oh god remember when he was put up against Aaron Lennon at WHL? It didn't take a tactical mastermind to work out what was going to happen there.


Btw, as for our slowest goalkeeper I'd be tempted to say David Seaman, just because he was 40 when he played for us.

 

[taleofbluehalves]

People appear to have forgot about Sylvinho

Oh god remember when he was put up against Aaron Lennon at WHL? It didn't take a tactical mastermind to work out what was going to happen there.


Btw, as for our slowest goalkeeper I'd be tempted to say David Seaman, just because he was 40 when he played for us.

Terrible went down in instalments shadow of the guy @ his Arsenal peak.

 

[andyhinch]

I managed to come up with

Now pit it against our fastest XI

I'd go Eike Immel in goal. We have a tradition of signing good keepers and but Ball signed him!

Remember him being called statuesque at the time:)