Slowest Footballer You've Ever Seen?

[Matty]

Danny Mills, I was astounded that someone with several England caps was as monumentally slow, both in a straight line and when turning, as he was. How he managed to convince Keegan he was worth a FIVE YEAR contract is beyond me!

 

[Hes the left back remember]

Danny Mills pace was deceiving,he was actually slower than he looked.

 

[Matty]

Danny Mills pace was deceiving,he was actually slower than he looked.

He was like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix, but in reverse.

 

[johnny crossan]

a small articulate vehicle.

 

[Balti]

I could run more quickly than Caicedo.

 

[nothingbutblue]

Lets have a team of them!

Siddall

Charvet Jobson D. Brightwell M. Docherty

Conway Viljoen F.Hill Pollock

Royle Fowler

P.S. Quite a few internationals, too!

 

[BeBlue]

I think if gareth barry wasnt so slow he'd be a world class defensive mid

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Huddlestone is so slow it looks like he playa the game in reverse

 

[ono]

Joleon Lescott.
Sylvinho.
Benjani.

Lol he's not even close to slow.

Didi for me in his last season it was painful.

Agreed he's not slow at all.

He has a boot deal with a cement company.

 

[Goats left knee]

bob taylor could get about.... A pie shop