slugs

[stony]

You utter fucking lady garden, you absolute abomination of a front bottom. I told you I was squeamish where slugs are concerned and you still post that fucking image.
You sir are a big fucking hairy pie, you are one half of a fucking split arse and I would hope you are ashamed of yourself.

 

[nelsons willie]

Copper strips around your door gets rid of them in a shot

I thought that was rheumatism.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Normally use a slug pub, couldn't be bothered this year so just slingshot them into space, Yuri Slugarin !

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

The only thing I am slightly squeamish about is slugs. I fucking detest the horrible little bastards.

Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall did a programme on this where he did various slug recipes - apparently they are delicious in a tomato red wine reduction.
Have you ever considered making a nice hot slug vindaloo?

 

[mr t]

A quid from Poundland - work a treat

 

[toby]

According to my friend the silver trail they leave behind is dangerous to dogs there is something in it that affects their lungs

 

[CTID1988]

Youd rather kill something than pick it up and put it outside?!

Theyre a tough thing to kill, leave your gas hob on (unilit) for about 3 hours then strike a match. That should do it

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Stood on one of the buggers a couple of years ago in my kitchen when I'd gone downstairs bear foot in the middle of the night.

Went right between my toes. Horrible.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

They took liberties in my house in Moston - discos in the kitchen each night, I'd come in at 2am and there would be 3 - 5 of them, huge ones, on the floor.
There would be a couple in the shower and in the morning I'd have to stand out side the shower, turn the water on and hose the tiny baby slugs down the drain......
In the end I had to put a yogurt container over the plug hole to stop them from coming up.....

 

[remember arthur mann]

They took liberties in my house in Moston - discos in the kitchen each night, I'd come in at 2am and there would be 3 - 5 of them, huge ones, on the floor.
There would be a couple in the shower and in the morning I'd have to stand out side the shower, turn the water on and hose the tiny baby slugs down the drain......
In the end I had to put a yogurt container over the plug hole to stop them from coming up.....

Was your landlord Mr Rachman ?