slugs

[Barcon]

The only thing I am slightly squeamish about is slugs. I fucking detest the horrible little bastards. We used to live in an old house and it was fucking riddled with them. Every morning the carpet would be covered in silvery trails.
It never bothered the mrs, she'd just get a tissue, pick the fuckers up and squash them before putting them in the bin.

I wouldn't recommend the op puts salt on it. She'll just end up with a slimy mess to clean up.

Pick the fucker up and throw it into the middle of the road. If it gets to safety before the sun comes up, it deserves to live.

Are you sure it wasn't the wife dragging her arse across the carpet trying to relieve an itch?

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Put them in an empty plant pot, gather loads of them up and then pour salt onto them. It's gruesome, but enjoyable.

 

[sir baconface]

The only thing I am slightly squeamish about is slugs. I fucking detest the horrible little bastards. We used to live in an old house and it was fucking riddled with them. Every morning the carpet would be covered in silvery trails.
It never bothered the mrs, she'd just get a tissue, pick the fuckers up and squash them before putting them in the bin.

I wouldn't recommend the op puts salt on it. She'll just end up with a slimy mess to clean up.

Pick the fucker up and throw it into the middle of the road. If it gets to safety before the sun comes up, it deserves to live.

Are you sure it wasn't the wife dragging her arse across the carpet trying to relieve an itch?

:-D

 

[stony]

The only thing I am slightly squeamish about is slugs. I fucking detest the horrible little bastards. We used to live in an old house and it was fucking riddled with them. Every morning the carpet would be covered in silvery trails.
It never bothered the mrs, she'd just get a tissue, pick the fuckers up and squash them before putting them in the bin.

I wouldn't recommend the op puts salt on it. She'll just end up with a slimy mess to clean up.

Pick the fucker up and throw it into the middle of the road. If it gets to safety before the sun comes up, it deserves to live.

Are you sure it wasn't the wife dragging her arse across the carpet trying to relieve an itch?

You cheeky moose fucking twat.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Copper strips around your door gets rid of them in a shot

Doesn't half attract Romanians though.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Copper strips around your door gets rid of them in a shot

Doesn't half attract Romanians though.

I lol'ed because it's true

 

[stony]

Copper strips around your door gets rid of them in a shot

Doesn't half attract Romanians though.

I lol'ed because it's true

My lad works with a load of Romanians and he says they are really nice people.

Boring but true.

He said the Poles are cunts though.

 

[dazdon]

Doesn't half attract Romanians though.

I lol'ed because it's true

My lad works with a load of Romanians and he says they are really nice people.

Boring but true.

He said the Poles are c**ts though.

 

[Barcon]

The only thing I am slightly squeamish about is slugs. I fucking detest the horrible little bastards. We used to live in an old house and it was fucking riddled with them. Every morning the carpet would be covered in silvery trails.
It never bothered the mrs, she'd just get a tissue, pick the fuckers up and squash them before putting them in the bin.

I wouldn't recommend the op puts salt on it. She'll just end up with a slimy mess to clean up.

Pick the fucker up and throw it into the middle of the road. If it gets to safety before the sun comes up, it deserves to live.

Are you sure it wasn't the wife dragging her arse across the carpet trying to relieve an itch?

You cheeky moose fucking twat.

:)

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Are you sure it wasn't the wife dragging her arse across the carpet trying to relieve an itch?

You cheeky moose fucking twat.

:)

Did you give that moose head?