slugs

[Barcon]

You cheeky moose fucking twat.

:)

Did you give that moose head?

You disgust me.

I just gave myself Moosehead, three times.

 

[stony]

I lol'ed because it's true

My lad works with a load of Romanians and he says they are really nice people.

Boring but true.

He said the Poles are c**ts though.

They've also got a phantom shitter. Every so often someone takes a big shit in one of the boxes. It's usually found by one of the pickers. So far the phantom shitter has managed to eluded all the cctv cameras and continues to shit in boxes every couple of weeks.

 

[markyboyblue]

I lived in a run down house in Levvy a few years back. We used to get them all over the kitchen and living room. One night i was having a brew and got a couple of biscuits out of a packet in the kitchen cupboard. I ate them then went to get a couple more, i noticed the biscuits were a bit wet. I looked inside the packet and found a massive slug sat there in the packet, horrible bastards.