Banned Tosspot
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Your same old comeback deserves another in return.A Blue said:As a non- drinker I think they should also ban alcohol in the ground. I hate standing near someone who has had a drink and breathes in my direction. The smell stays on my clothes all day. And who knows what its doing to my liver with the secondary fumes.
I think they should also ban candles on birthday cakes. The foul smell of wax is an abomination. I have spoilt many a kids birthday by dousing them in water. Serves the little buggers right.
Also those Catholic priests waving that insence around. Ban the holy crap out of them.
As an ex squaddie the only thing that kept me sane was a ciggie. If there was another war, it seems that most on this thread would rather report the smoker to the TaliBAN than be grateful to the bloke trying to protect them.
"Yes , I know those nasty nazi,s are firing loads of bullets at us, but would you mind taking that fag outside please. "
If you were dying in a desert, would you have a drink to save your life or a cig? I only drink spirits so I couldn't care less if they banned rat's piss at the game.