Shafter
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McFcMiKe7 said:Double figues
I was going to reply with a load of vile abuse then until i realised you meant "figures" not "fingers" ;-)
McFcMiKe7 said:Double figues
bluemoon risin' said:Shafter
Glad you have a sense of humour mate. Since beating you in the final, i now realise that stokies in general are a fair minded bunch, and not just Farrer wearing pot bellied porno tashed middle aged hoolies. Had good banter with a few good lads from Stoke who took Wembley defeat in their stride, congratulating us, saying the better team won.
Good to see stoke in the Prem, you lot deserve it as your home crowd atmosphere is fantastic at the Brittania.
I wish you and your team well, after you've lost to us of course! ; )
Shafter said:bluemoon risin' said:Hey shafter, you're not a fan of those horrid oatcakes down stoke area are you? For those who don't know,They have shops down there that sell them and nowt else. People queue up for them like bedraggled figures in an LS Lowry scene! I once had on with a full breakfast on it and i felt like a grounded pigeon afterwards. I'm never queuing up in a shop there to be called duck again by some Phil Taylor inbred clone. Duck, wtf! I could be in a pub in the bogs when some hairy arsed mullet sporting stokie comes in and says "hey up duck".. Oh yeh, i get it now, i think he means i'm a fuckin toilet duck!
As for those oatcakes, ya can keep 'em as they are only fit for tractor puncture repair patches. That or mopping up sump oil!
:)
Pisser!!
Oatcakes are the food of Gods in all honesty mate and you were just being plain and utter greedy bastard by eating a full english on one ;)
And don't worry about being called duck by other men, it's just a sign of friendliness in our cosmopolitan and booming city.
Actually what was funny was when i popped into a new chinese takeaway just around the corner last christmas......a tiny little china man was stood behind the counter. Took me fully by surprise when he glared at me and shouted out in a broad potteries accent, "Orate duck shut the dower will yer eets fuckin freezin outside inteet"!
I kid you not!
DenisLawBackHeel74 said:Shafter said:bluemoon risin' said:Hey shafter, you're not a fan of those horrid oatcakes down stoke area are you? For those who don't know,They have shops down there that sell them and nowt else. People queue up for them like bedraggled figures in an LS Lowry scene! I once had on with a full breakfast on it and i felt like a grounded pigeon afterwards. I'm never queuing up in a shop there to be called duck again by some Phil Taylor inbred clone. Duck, wtf! I could be in a pub in the bogs when some hairy arsed mullet sporting stokie comes in and says "hey up duck".. Oh yeh, i get it now, i think he means i'm a fuckin toilet duck!
As for those oatcakes, ya can keep 'em as they are only fit for tractor puncture repair patches. That or mopping up sump oil!
:)
Pisser!!
Oatcakes are the food of Gods in all honesty mate and you were just being plain and utter greedy bastard by eating a full english on one ;)
And don't worry about being called duck by other men, it's just a sign of friendliness in our cosmopolitan and booming city.
Actually what was funny was when i popped into a new chinese takeaway just around the corner last christmas......a tiny little china man was stood behind the counter. Took me fully by surprise when he glared at me and shouted out in a broad potteries accent, "Orate duck shut the dower will yer eets fuckin freezin outside inteet"!
I kid you not!
I have to agree with shafter here, a fresh oaty with bacon and cheese is the food of the gods.
Shafter said:Good ta Davy, yourself?
I always rear my ugly bonce on here around our clashes.
Yeah we are going well at the moment so no complaints but i can't see us holding out for long tomorrow in all honesty. You are on track to demolish this league.
As for the Valencia game, like Manchester city blue said earlier, they won't know what the fucks going on when we cause a frenzy at Brit ;)
I look forward to seeing that. Hope you guys win the Europa league.Shafter said:Good ta Davy, yourself?
I always rear my ugly bonce on here around our clashes.
Yeah we are going well at the moment so no complaints but i can't see us holding out for long tomorrow in all honesty. You are on track to demolish this league.
As for the Valencia game, like Manchester city blue said earlier, they won't know what the fucks going on when we cause a frenzy at Brit ;)