So there's an Irish and a Scottish girl in Peru.......

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Christ! What do they serve in Peruvian prisons?!

Bananas, quite possibly deep fried in batter.

 

[waterloo blue]

Christ! What do they serve in Peruvian prisons?!

Marmalade Sandwiches?.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Christ! What do they serve in Peruvian prisons?!

Was she asking for a Fyffe year sentence?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Christ! What do they serve in Peruvian prisons?!

Was she asking for a Fyffe year sentence?

I've heard she's a-peel-ing.

 

[Blue Mist]

Christ! What do they serve in Peruvian prisons?!

Was she asking for a Fyffe year sentence?

Christmas cracker, as in, Did you get that joke out of one ? I am still groaning.


(it was actually very clever but in true BM style I have to slag it off)

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Christ! What do they serve in Peruvian prisons?!

Was she asking for a Fyffe year sentence?

I've heard she's a-peel-ing.

This is the outcome when your partner splits on you in a banana republic.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

I hope they serve their whole sentence in Peru. I don't see why us taxpayers should foot the bill for the comfort and convenience of this pair of get-rich-quick merchants. No sympathy for them at all. Let them rot as an example to others.

No doubt.....there'll be a number on here that will also demand the extradition of foreign criminals currently in UK prisons..

Send them back!....why should we pay for their prison stay! They're not UK residents!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Was she asking for a Fyffe year sentence?

I've heard she's a-peel-ing.

This is the outcome when your partner splits on you in a banana republic.

I expect even if she hadn't got caught, she'd only have frittered the money away, anyway.

 

[foxy]

Was she asking for a Fyffe year sentence?

I've heard she's a-peel-ing.

This is the outcome when your partner splits on you in a banana republic.

It was a major slip up being caught!

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

Christ! What do they serve in Peruvian prisons?!

Winner of the Peruvian Prison Miss Popularity contest for the next six years methinks