So there's an Irish and a Scottish girl in Peru.......

BoyBlue_1985 said:
She has big tits

No beating around the bush for me, unlike what she will be doing for the next 7 years
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Yup, that's why she's holding 2 bananas! They're not for eating!
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
BoyBlue_1985 said:
She has big tits
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So she has, although in six years time she'll be tripping up over them, have a beaver like the San Andreas fault, and look like Keith Richards after a heavy night.
And I suspect those bananas will have gone off.
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So she goes from a 2 pinter to a 4 pinter, sad days for mankind!
 
foxy said:
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Christ! What do they serve in Peruvian prisons?!
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Dunno. Looks like there's a McDonalds round the corner though.
 
waterloo blue said:
Kakhaber Tskhadadze K.O.T.A. said:
waterloo blue said:
Marmalade Sandwiches?.
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ha ha - I like what you did there - kids of today wont get that.
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Just read Paddington to my lad and saw this thread,couldn't resist.
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I thought it was a clever literary reference to Jeanette Winterson's epic lesbian classic Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit.
 
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