Some Of Our Fans

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Ha. The old Wembley was like that for the play of final. Blues basically used it as one big old decrepped toilet.

And the atmosphere was as flat as a pancake

Very good. I asked for that with such poor spelling.
I feel like a total lemon now.

I shall save my jokes about being a bit of a tosser until tomorrow.
I'm just glad I had a crepe before I set off yesterday, as snorkelling through a tsunami of wee would definitely have ruined my day.

 

[melons]

Will somebody please help me out here - I've done my fair share of swearing over the years but what the hell is the 'M' word ?!
I'm presuming it's mother... but surely that's not worth all this fuss ?

It's Melons and your sign in name has quite frankly ruined today for me...

Watch it or I'll come and piss in your sink

 

[cheddar404]

Will somebody please help me out here - I've done my fair share of swearing over the years but what the hell is the 'M' word ?!
I'm presuming it's mother... but surely that's not worth all this fuss ?

It's Melons and your sign in name has quite frankly ruined today for me...

Watch it or I'll come and piss in your sink

Not if I beat you to it

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It's Melons and your sign in name has quite frankly ruined today for me...

Watch it or I'll come and piss in your sink

Not if I beat you to it

Why don't you both come round and piss in my sink?

Pissing only, mind.

 

[Skashion]

 

[melons]

Watch it or I'll come and piss in your sink

Not if I beat you to it

Why don't you both come round and piss in my sink?

Pissing only, mind.

That's the best offer I've had all day. I'll just get me coat...

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They could have come up with a better headline tbh:

"City fans sink to new low"<br /><br />-- 03 Mar 2014, 17:19 --<br /><br />

Not if I beat you to it

Why don't you both come round and piss in my sink?

Pissing only, mind.

That's the best offer I've had all day. I'll just get me coat...

Don't forget to bring a pillow with you.

 

[manimanc]

Do they sell that newspaper on a match day?
I've never seen it before. ..

 

[Chris in London]

Ha. The old Wembley was like that for the play of final. Blues basically used it as one big old decrepped toilet.

And the atmosphere was as flat as a pancake

Has NF Lent you his corny puns book?

You can talk, milking every thread with your floury language.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

And the atmosphere was as flat as a pancake

Has NF Lent you his corny puns book?

You can talk, milking every thread with your floury language.

I've been in a really good mood all day, but I'm ready to batter some **** now.