Haha. A summary:
'Come to Kiev, but don't drink the Ukranian water, certainly don't drink the Ukranian vodka and do your eating and drinking in an Irish pub. Oh, but you can fuck a Ukranian girl, that's your authentic experience right there.'
Then loads of people are like 'Awww, I wish I was going. I want to drink bottled water, avoid vodka, go to an Irish pub and fuck a girl, and there's no way I can do that anywhere else in the whole world, and certainly not in Manchester.'
My suggested itinerary, though I've never been: sample some Ukranian food, drink some real vodka, enjoy the match, go to a proper Ukranian bar, fuck a girl. In that order.