Somebody Give Me A Comeback

[Kinky by name]

1. But/give him a dictionary and...
2. Tell him to look up the word "obsessed".
3. Walk away smiling.

 

[quiet_riot]

Dunne a money grabber?


Doesn't even warrant a response. Idiot.

 

[KentBlue]

The best comeback would be to reply with one word:

BAILIFFS

 

[Swordfish7]

Tick-tock tick-tock <smile>

 

[r.soleofsalford]

To this

Below average team now filled with average players thats all city are





Barry only got into England team because Hargreaves was injured, he is 28/29 he won't get any better



Tevez was surpuls to requirment at United, the fans wanted him, but Fergie wasnt keen, touch of a baby elephant, is a Kyut striker (a striker that doesnt score) and spits his dummy out



Santa Cruz, great first season injured most of his second



Ade, complete tosh of a money grabber, tho he is wi-fi enabled lmao



SWP, proved he can't preform at top level hence why he got sent back



Dunne (see Ade but minus wi-fi)



Richards - Had so much promise but he hasnt impressed lately and had been horrid for England



Bellamy....... hmmmmm



Robhnio will never be as good as he could of been, Madrid couldnt get the best out of him neither will City



Given, Kompany, Petrov and Ireland are probably the 4 best players you have the rest being either meh or below average.



They will be lucky to get 7th



If they do better I will hold my hands up and admitt I was wrong

I know what I want to say but I can't put it into words, all I can think of is rag twat shut the fuck up!

considering we are so crap and the rags are so magnificent your bound to want to give me 20 point start this year. if so lets have a good bet on it, with a bit of ego rubbing you could get a good points start and two or three to one. that should shut the twat up

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

Below average team now filled with average players thats all city are

Are you worried ?

Barry only got into England team because Hargreaves was injured, he is 28/29 he won't get any better

You sound worried ?

Tevez was surpuls to requirment at United, the fans wanted him, but Fergie wasnt keen, touch of a baby elephant, is a Kyut striker (a striker that doesnt score) and spits his dummy out

I think your worried !

Santa Cruz, great first season injured most of his second

Your showing all the traits of a worried man

Ade, complete tosh of a money grabber, tho he is wi-fi enabled lmao

Thats a nervous laugh isnt it

SWP, proved he can't preform at top level hence why he got sent back

Come on get it off your chest, whats really worrying you ?

Dunne (see Ade but minus wi-fi)

Not little old us surely ?

Richards - Had so much promise but he hasnt impressed lately and had been horrid for England

what threat could we possibly be

Bellamy....... hmmmmm

is this because of the little poster joke ?

Robhnio will never be as good as he could of been, Madrid couldnt get the best out of him neither will City

see, still nothing for you to worry about then ?

Given, Kompany, Petrov and Ireland are probably the 4 best players you have the rest being either meh or below average.

so whats your problem then ?

They will be lucky to get 7th

Ahh I see is it because baconface has fell out with us, all the sheep follow ?

If they do better I will hold my hands up and admitt I was wrong

Reach for the sky knobhead !

 

[Del Monte]

If I hadn't already replied, that would be the one.

 

[Damocles]

Below average team now filled with average players thats all city are

We're that 'below average' that UEFA and FIFA are literally making rules up as they go along to stop our ongoing march to victory.

Barry only got into England team because Hargreaves was injured, he is 28/29 he won't get any better

Maybe so, but having a good player who is constantly battling is better than an excellent player who is on crutches 12 months a year.

Tevez was surpuls to requirment at United, the fans wanted him, but Fergie wasnt keen, touch of a baby elephant, is a Kyut striker (a striker that doesnt score) and spits his dummy out

Tevez was that unwanted that United offered to make him the highest paid player at the club, on a five year contract, and pay a total of £35 million for him. United pulled out of Benzema because they didn't think he was worth what they were offering Tevez.

Santa Cruz, great first season injured most of his second

Ronaldo, shit first season, great third. Players get better.

Ade, complete tosh of a money grabber, tho he is wi-fi enabled lmao

Top scorer for two years running in a top four team, and a vast improvement on what we had.

SWP, proved he can't preform at top level hence why he got sent back

Capello and Eriksson disagree.

Dunne (see Ade but minus wi-fi)

Dunne's a money grabber?? Player of the season for 4 years running.

Richards - Had so much promise but he hasnt impressed lately and had been horrid for England

Is front of Wes Brown and Gary Neville though, so can't exactly be that bad.

Bellamy....... hmmmmm

That's not even an argument, that's just a fucking noise. I can do that. Rooney....hmmmmm. It means fuck all.

Robhnio will never be as good as he could of been, Madrid couldnt get the best out of him neither will City

Robbie's honours:

Santos
Campeonato Brasileiro: 2002, 2004
Real Madrid
La Liga: 2006–07, 2007–08
Supercopa de España: 2008
International
FIFA Confederations Cup: 2005, 2009
Copa América: 2007
Individual
Bola de Ouro: 2005
World Soccer Young Player of the Year: 2004-2005

Yeah, looks shit.

Given, Kompany, Petrov and Ireland are probably the 4 best players you have the rest being either meh or below average.

Obviously doesn't actually watch City. Ned? Zab? SWP?

They will be lucky to get 7th

You'll be lucky to not be bankrupt in a year.

If they do better I will hold my hands up and admitt I was wrong

Yes, United fans are known for this.


How's about that?

 

[Balti]

You're right, we couldn't ever be Massive like the rags. We'll probably get relegated.

 

[ssg2]

United fans are easy.

Spend two minutes on Google and get a few photos of their geeky fans, and just send them back. Like this one:

A lot of Blues don't seem to undertand that they loathe the fact that their club is supported by brainless gloryhunters. That's the easy way to get up their noses and a picture paints a thousand word.

I'm afraid the future will see our club supported by similar clueless fools. It is inevitable, and it is what the owners want.

Exactly but some of the idiots on here can't see that.
Your owners want you to be like united, opening cafes in malaysia, having 10,000 local fans and 60,000 out of towners who will spend spend spend in the megastore.
All the little points that you slag united for will come around and bite you on the arse.
We'll have Quentin from Surrey on 606 complaining about Mark Hughes in August....good luck