Something trivial that makes you snap!

people who put their feet on seats on any form of public transport and then get upset if when they move their feet you ask them to sit on the seat their dirty shoes have been on
 
parents with kids who have to talk to them so loud everyone hears, as if they look good or are trying to.
 
This thread really cheers up a grumpy old man. Some of my per hates rolling out.

Has anyone mentioned the driver (invariably female) who sits blocking other vehicles from moving round a car park as she hopes a space will sometime become available in front of her.

Not only do they get caught by surprise when asked to pay at the till, but they never pack their bags as the stuff passes along.

Americanisms that catch on here, especially with my son:-

How are you? - I am GOOD. No, you are fucking not!

Can I GET a pint of lager? Grrrr.

My bad! FFS!

I keep telling him many times, several time loads of times, often, etc but never ever, will I say that I have told him MULTIPLE fucking times.

The worst thing is he picks all this up in Manchester not Milfuckingwaukee

And now for a nice cuppa after that is off my chest
 
mayo31 said:
people who put their feet on seats on any form of public transport and then get upset if when they move their feet you ask them to sit on the seat their dirty shoes have been on
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Kids being allowed to stand in supermarket trolleys whose shoes have been in the same dirt or even dog shit which then gets transferred to your food.
 
I don't mind pissing in sinks, but when i need to turf one out and the previous occupant didn't even have the decency to flush, or even worse, he did, blocked the fucker and left it there. Dirty bastards what would your ma say if you did it at home you scruffy cunts
 
Yaya_Tony said:
I don't mind pissing in sinks, but when i need to turf one out and the previous occupant didn't even have the decency to flush, or even worse, he did, blocked the fucker and left it there. Dirty bastards what would your ma say if you did it at home you scruffy cunts
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Yikes just read that eating breakfast lol :D
 
Close up shots of all them tv chefs shovelling food into their gobs before telling the viewer, surprisingly, how fuckin delicious it is.

The sound of Queen, anywhere anytime.
 
moenchengladbach blau said:
This thread really cheers up a grumpy old man. Some of my per hates rolling out.

Has anyone mentioned the driver (invariably female) who sits blocking other vehicles from moving round a car park as she hopes a space will sometime become available in front of her.

Not only do they get caught by surprise when asked to pay at the till, but they never pack their bags as the stuff passes along.

Americanisms that catch on here, especially with my son:-

How are you? - I am GOOD. No, you are fucking not!

Can I GET a pint of lager? Grrrr.

My bad! FFS!

I keep telling him many times, several time loads of times, often, etc but never ever, will I say that I have told him MULTIPLE fucking times.

The worst thing is he picks all this up in Manchester not Milfuckingwaukee

And now for a nice cuppa after that is off my chest
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I'm alright mate, how are you?

Pint please love.

Told him over and over again....

Absolutely no defence for "my bad", does my nut. What does it even fucking mean?

Americanisms - "could care less"

So, you could care less?? So you could give less of a fuck that you do now, indicating you do in fact give a fuck? Or do you mean in the context "i could not give a Fuck" so therefore you "could not care less".

The term is "I couldn't care less".

Idiots.
 
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