Something trivial that makes you snap!

Ringing up my bank or sky and them asking for my bank account number or phone number on the electronic keypad, then when you finally get through to someone after 300 options the first thing they ask you is the question you answered on the keypad.
 
People who start every fuckin sentence with..."SO"... I could murder em on the spot....!!!!

Oops, didn't see the other posts on here saying the same thing, just shows how fuckin annoying it is though...!!
 
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The noise of hairdryers.

Americanisms creeping into or now fully integrated into the English language
eg. "let's see where we're at" (aaaarrrggh!)
 
since ive hit 30 so many

- Busy train, some ignorant fu*king c*nt decides to sit on the aisle seat, leaving the other window seat spare - so you have to ask that person if you can sit there. c*nts

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But it is deep satisfying to go there and just stand in front of them, saying nowt until they moved themselves or their stupid briefcase or coat which they though need a seat more than a paying passenger.

A mate and I used to pick out a suitable candidate on the train from Wilmslow, quite often the same tossers. And of course you get a smile or nod of approval from other passengers.
 
WAGS. Being a thick blonde bimbo and living a millionaire lifestyle for fuck all! How is that fair god?
 
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