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Something trivial that makes you snap!
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Wretched Vengeance
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Whenever someone says that, I hear "touch-cloth" ( as in touching cloth ) and cannot take them serious at all, apart from it being an Americanism.
"Shits and giggles "
"Netflix and Chills"
"OMG" as in saying Oh Em Gee in its abbreviated form is technically the same as saying Oh My God! If you are going to say it, don't fucking say the abbreviations, idiots!
And the ubiquitous driving hates,
Not indicating
Entering a roundabout when it's patently obvious there isn't a fucking gap, causing you to slam on your brakes
People who drive up my arse ( which will make me slow down)
People who try to get into a queue of traffic from a side road by forcing their car in the smallest of gaps in front of you! Be polite, make eye contact! I will let you in if you ask nicely!!!!
Yup, that is a huge irritation to me.
That and incredibly noisy scooters and the shitbags that needlessly rev them.
BimboBob
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The word 'super' being used in front of everything. We have a word for that, it's called 'very'.
As in..."Oooh he's very fast isn't he." and not "oooh he's super fast isn't he."
As in..."Oooh he's very fast isn't he." and not "oooh he's super fast isn't he."
Ja Salford Blue
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when some is ordering something, food for example and they say 'can I get a chicken burger'?
No you tw4t you can 'have' a chicken burger.
winds me right up that!
No you tw4t you can 'have' a chicken burger.
winds me right up that!
GaudinoMotors
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People beginning sentences with "So".
The Silver Surfer
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Beginning a sentence with "so..."
"so you have to download them software..."
"so I was walking to work and..."
"so you have to download them software..."
"so I was walking to work and..."
The Silver Surfer
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People beginning sentences with "So".
ha great minds
Yaya_Tony
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Sorry man, just dealt with it at a pub bogs (at this fucking time in the morning), some dirtbags about. Worth mentioning, if i saw someone do it I'd be "OI! NO!! Clean your shit up you sweaty arsed shitbag, mummys twatting cleaner ain't here now you fucking ****. Wipe the bog seat of your shit and piss in a bush, or a cone on your mates head and use his boots as bog roll. fuck off." ;-)Yikes just read that eating breakfast lol :D
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Wretched Vengeance
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Mainly unsuspecting shit.
1. When washing something like a cup. Fucking cup slips out of soapy hands, bangs on the tap, hits the side of the sink and lands back in the water, splashing my face.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YOU FUUUUUCKIN CUUUNT" !!!
at this point in my mind, I pick up the glass, smash it into oblivion against the wall. I actually just screw my face up and bite my lip.
2. Walking past a door when the door handle gets caught in a jacket pocket and yanks me back.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YOU FUUUUUCKIN CUUUNT" !!!
at this point in my mind, the door gets ripped off its bastard hinges. I actually just screw my fists up and breathe deeply.
3. Making a butty and the buttered slice gets knocked on the floor and lands butter down. Every fucking time. Never mind having to clean the floor.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YOU FUUUUUCKIN CUUUNT" !!!
at this point I want to stamp the **** to death. I actually just stare at it for a minute, then start cleaning it.
oh and any City fan who says, "the future's bright, the future's BLUE"
This had me chuckling away to myself.
BlueHammer85
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since ive hit 30 so many
- Busy train, some ignorant fu*king c*nt decides to sit on the aisle seat, leaving the other window seat spare - so you have to ask that person if you can sit there. c*nts
- waiting to draw cash out, the person in front is f*cking around for 20 mins. what are they checking for fuck sake .. get your money and fu*ck off
- one bar worker when theres around 250 people waiting for a drink, and that bar worker purposely ignores you
- cab fares, sitting at roadworks and watching it clock up 40p a second. Robbing c*nts.
- Tactical geniuses that sit around me at a football match, think they know everything - moan and boo if the match isn't going there way, twats.
- Playing Sunday League football with my team mates shouting absolute bollox -so much so, i have hanged up my boots
- People that constantly talk about food.
- When i do a album review, slate it. yet Bluemooners make out im a massive fan.
- That Talksport thread - constant moaning about bias - dont f*cking listen to it then
- Busy train, some ignorant fu*king c*nt decides to sit on the aisle seat, leaving the other window seat spare - so you have to ask that person if you can sit there. c*nts
- waiting to draw cash out, the person in front is f*cking around for 20 mins. what are they checking for fuck sake .. get your money and fu*ck off
- one bar worker when theres around 250 people waiting for a drink, and that bar worker purposely ignores you
- cab fares, sitting at roadworks and watching it clock up 40p a second. Robbing c*nts.
- Tactical geniuses that sit around me at a football match, think they know everything - moan and boo if the match isn't going there way, twats.
- Playing Sunday League football with my team mates shouting absolute bollox -so much so, i have hanged up my boots
- People that constantly talk about food.
- When i do a album review, slate it. yet Bluemooners make out im a massive fan.
- That Talksport thread - constant moaning about bias - dont f*cking listen to it then