Something trivial that makes you snap!

People that block isles when shopping or whole pavements. For some reason a lot of women with prams see it as their right to force me onto the busy road so they can stroll along 2 prams width across so they can speak to each other. Nothing wrong with that alone but when they look at you as if expecting you to walk onto a road with cars oncoming to get around them, fuck that and i tell em to. Not just women with prams, anyone, it really winds me up...lack of consideration for others. I am more than willing to punch some fucker to if they are cocky when i ask if i can get past and they essentially tell you to piss off.

People who don't watch kids at pubs really do my head in to, there should be designated kid friendly pubs so i can avoid them all.
 
People at work who say something in a meeting just for the sake of it when it adds nothing to the discussion. I think it comes from a need to look clever when in reality it just shows them up for the dumb fuck they are.
 
Don Karleone said:
Parents that let their kids run riot!

Although I think that comes under "People who need a good slap"
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Ordered a nice steak the other night at some grill in cockney land and i could see the lady bringing my sizzling steak with a smile then i saw a look of severe concern cross her face. Only then did i see the 8yo hell's angel steaming across the floor at mach 1.5 on his trike and nearly give my steak some floor based seasoning and the poor lass a sore shin based mischief.
We both looked across at the direction he came from seeing a family with about 7 empty champers bottles around. We both looked at each other seeing none of them could care less where the tazmanian toddler had got off to. The lady informed me they spend a hell of a lot every week but this kid is becoming an issue, i think she would have chucked it in the Tiber given half a chance. The thought did occur to me what their affluent blood would look like pulsing onto the tablecloth after i had removed my previously unused steak knife out of their carotid arteries.
 
Once had a flatmate who kept multiple open tubs of butter, sauces etc. Mental behaviour.

Couples who insist on holding hands in the middle of a busy shopping street, thus using up the entire pavement. Pricks.

People in bars/checkouts who ask if it's "okay to use contactless". Of course it's fucking ok, it means I can sit down and drink my pint quicker.
 
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