Something trivial that makes you snap!

[Lemon7277]

knob heads who park in parent bays with either no kids or 3 teenagers rocking out of the back...does my fecking head in

 

[talkativesprout]

Ordered a nice steak the other night at some grill in cockney land

I thought Berni Inn had folded yrs ago...was it Pukkha?

 

[jimharri]

I thought Berni Inn had folded yrs ago...was it Pukkha?

He said steak, not pies!

 

[Bill]

toilet seats that wont stay up.

 

[Sean85]

1. The over use of the word "super" . As in " I was super hungry" or "super fast broadband" The word is very or really. Fkin super. Another Americanism I could do without.
2. Americanisms in general
3. loud chewing. There's absolutely no need for it
4. Abbreviations. People saying things like " totes" instead of totally (which is bad enough in its full form). How much of a rush can you be in where you can't finish a word?

 

[Barcon]

Ordered a nice steak the other night at some grill in cockney land and i could see the lady bringing my sizzling steak with a smile then i saw a look of severe concern cross her face. Only then did i see the 8yo hell's angel steaming across the floor at mach 1.5 on his trike and nearly give my steak some floor based seasoning and the poor lass a sore shin based mischief.
We both looked across at the direction he came from seeing a family with about 7 empty champers bottles around. We both looked at each other seeing none of them could care less where the tazmanian toddler had got off to. The lady informed me they spend a hell of a lot every week but this kid is becoming an issue, i think she would have chucked it in the Tiber given half a chance. The thought did occur to me what their affluent blood would look like pulsing onto the tablecloth after i had removed my previously unused steak knife out of their carotid arteries.

I like it mate. I like it a lot.

 

[ctidcarl]

There seems to be a common trend for the over use of the word "yeah"

The amount of conversations I have these days, or overhear, where a person is going "yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" really quickly - it baffles me.

One "yeah" or "yes" has been sufficient for centuries........why now the need to do this??

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

knob heads who park in parent bays with either no kids or 3 teenagers rocking out of the back...does my fecking head in

Or - people who think they have some god given right to park closer to the shops purely because they own kids.

 

[BimboBob]

Can you do this if you own baby goats?

 

[Hoghead]

People that block isles when shopping or whole pavements. For some reason a lot of women with prams see it as their right to force me onto the busy road so they can stroll along 2 prams width across so they can speak to each other. Nothing wrong with that alone but when they look at you as if expecting you to walk onto a road with cars oncoming to get around them, fuck that and i tell em to. Not just women with prams, anyone, it really winds me up...lack of consideration for others. I am more than willing to punch some fucker to if they are cocky when i ask if i can get past and they essentially tell you to piss off.

People who don't watch kids at pubs really do my head in to, there should be designated kid friendly pubs so i can avoid them all.

Thought it was just me who fumes about this. Double buggies sideways so there is no room on the pavement for anyone else. Fuck me, don't know what the outcome would be if they met someone coming the other way with a double buggy like theirs. Presumably they would find someone to blame!