Bill Walker
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Fat bastards in electric wheelchairs that can walk but are too fucking lazy (and fat)
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Something trivial that makes you snap!
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Fat bastards in electric wheelchairs that can walk but are too fucking lazy (and fat)
Go to Benidorm... They're fuckin everywhere.. Not just fat bastards, perfectly able bodied non obese < 30 yr old people who are obviously just bone idle !!
Blue Til Death
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Moose Knuckle...! Fat birds wearing ridiculously tight leggings, don't they lie on their backs and look in the mirror before they venture out..??
yankcitizen76
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I hate the New England accent.
"Owwh Gawd! Da Sawx Lawst Again! What a wicked pissa!"
(Just like nails on a chalk board.)
"Owwh Gawd! Da Sawx Lawst Again! What a wicked pissa!"
(Just like nails on a chalk board.)
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Blue Til Death
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The adverts on here making it almost impossible to sign in for the first 50 tries..!
york away to this!
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rice crispies.
Yaya_Tony
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I hate the New England accent.
"Owwh Gawd! Da Sawx Lawst Again! What a wicked pissa!"
(Just like nails on a chalk board.)
That accent is funny as fuck to me (I'm a Manc born and raised, maybe a little jaded but ìt annoys my nearest and dearest too {okay yer haters}) badaboom, realest guy in the room, how you doing??
There's only one word to describe you, and I'll spell it out right now
S
A
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F
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SAWFT!!
How you doin' x
Some from my work in retail:
"I'll give you exact change to help you out" That's fine if you have it quickly to hand but when it involves searching through a tardis of a purse or bag looking for loose coins it helps nobody. Amazingly as a shop we have plenty of change, we won't run out because you're using a £20 note to buy a newspaper.
On a similar note people who dump a load of coins in my hand and say either "how's that?" feeling very proud or even better, "check it". Of course I'm going to check it you bellend.
If an item doesn't scan properly you can guarantee the customer will chime in with "that must mean it's free!" and think it's hilarious. 60 years ago when the first person made that joke it might have been mildly amusing.
On a hot day "you're lucky you're in here with your air conditioning". Yeah, I'd rather be in here dealing with fucktards like you than sat out in the sun with a beer.
"Do you sell [insert ridiculous item]?" Do you think a small supermarket sells tyres? Really? Some knob was asking for golf balls the other day.
When customers put all their shopping on the belt with bags last and then when you start putting the items through they ask for the bags first.
Number one is walking round eating the loose nuts. They are sold by weight. By eating them you are stealing. It's no different than putting a bottle of vodka in your pocket and walking out. Why do people think this is okay? Then to compound matters the cunts who steal pistachios leave the fucking shells all over the place.
"I'll give you exact change to help you out" That's fine if you have it quickly to hand but when it involves searching through a tardis of a purse or bag looking for loose coins it helps nobody. Amazingly as a shop we have plenty of change, we won't run out because you're using a £20 note to buy a newspaper.
On a similar note people who dump a load of coins in my hand and say either "how's that?" feeling very proud or even better, "check it". Of course I'm going to check it you bellend.
If an item doesn't scan properly you can guarantee the customer will chime in with "that must mean it's free!" and think it's hilarious. 60 years ago when the first person made that joke it might have been mildly amusing.
On a hot day "you're lucky you're in here with your air conditioning". Yeah, I'd rather be in here dealing with fucktards like you than sat out in the sun with a beer.
"Do you sell [insert ridiculous item]?" Do you think a small supermarket sells tyres? Really? Some knob was asking for golf balls the other day.
When customers put all their shopping on the belt with bags last and then when you start putting the items through they ask for the bags first.
Number one is walking round eating the loose nuts. They are sold by weight. By eating them you are stealing. It's no different than putting a bottle of vodka in your pocket and walking out. Why do people think this is okay? Then to compound matters the cunts who steal pistachios leave the fucking shells all over the place.
In Rodg we trust....
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Alcoholics....not really trivial...
Been waiting that "light bulb moment" for last 3 years with a lass (always worse when its a lass) a good few grand on clothes/hotels/bail outs/meals out/flowers/chocolates/ VERY limted cash as that "enabling"...given up now,lost hope entirely, have had false dawns (new jobs sacked 5 minutes later) you name it!
They are without doubt the most selfish remorseless ungrateful scum the world has ever had the misfortune to "house".."ilness" my arse!
Been waiting that "light bulb moment" for last 3 years with a lass (always worse when its a lass) a good few grand on clothes/hotels/bail outs/meals out/flowers/chocolates/ VERY limted cash as that "enabling"...given up now,lost hope entirely, have had false dawns (new jobs sacked 5 minutes later) you name it!
They are without doubt the most selfish remorseless ungrateful scum the world has ever had the misfortune to "house".."ilness" my arse!
Alcoholics....not really trivial...
Been waiting that "light bulb moment" for last 3 years with a lass (always worse when its a lass) a good few grand on clothes/hotels/bail outs/meals out/flowers/chocolates/ VERY limted cash as that "enabling"...given up now,lost hope entirely, have had false dawns (new jobs sacked 5 minutes later) you name it!
They are without doubt the most selfish remorseless ungrateful scum the world has ever had the misfortune to "house".."ilness" my arse!
I agree they are selfish, ungrateful and remorseless. But to say it isnt an illness isnt really fair. Just because it makes them into cunts doesnt mean they arent sick