Something trivial that makes you snap!

[Cellarite]

Also, people who talk through gigs. It's even worse when I'm the one playing the gig because I can't turn to them and tell them to shut the fuck up. Apparently, THAT'S RUDE.

Did you book the entire venue or was it still open to the public?

 

[Blue Til Death]

The rags, they are trivial but the fuck me off massively ...!!

 

[In Rodg we trust....]

I get annoyed by people in work who dont take it as seriously as me. Now Im as much of a twat as the next man, and I jolly it up with the best of them. Dont threaten me with a good time, I can have a disco and bum your wifes sister without too much effort or anyone knowing. But when Im in work, lets be professional, its not hard, its just a job, and it pays for the jollying times. I daily get wound up by wankers in work, if everyone showed the same commitment and did the basics, it would be easy for all of us. know what I mean?

Jobsworths!

 

[garymj]

Navy bleedin Socks, blimey they be out on force now.

 

[BimboBob]

Derby matches kicking off at 7:30am and not being able to get a pint.

That's your own fault for being a Canadian and not English.

 

[CTID1988]

Liars & people who dont believe i have a 14inch cock

 

[BimboBob]

Had my passport stolen in Prague, missed the flight home, had to go to the British Embassy to get an emergency one day passport and was given a free seat on a flight back to Heathrow at 22:30 that night. Train tickets back to Manchester that I'd pre-booked therefore were useless and only had a fiver to my name. Had to be at work in Hull for 8 the next morning. Safe to say I was late for work.

Bet the passport was in a back pocket of some ridiculously coloured strides.

 

[MarsLlama]

Did you book the entire venue or was it still open to the public?

the venue was booked, the audience was a paying one. None of them there to see me but still think it's rude if people are trying to listen.

 

[Manchester33]

People chewing audibly. Really grates on me, I can't bare it.

 

[kywc84]

People who say koala bear. They're marsupials not bears.