Something trivial that makes you snap!

[The Silver Surfer]

You're out somewhere be it a pub or a party etc, just taking it easy and some loud woman says, " you're so quiet!! What's up"?

FFS nothing you stupid ****! Well, there wasn't until you decided it was your mission to put me on the spot and look a wanker!

 

[bluegirl74]

I'm male, I was bound to be guilty of something just because of that.

You're a wise man stony :-)

 

[Barcon]

Derby matches kicking off at 7:30am and not being able to get a pint.

 

[snorky]

I'm male, I was bound to be guilty of something just because of that.

Not me. I am always totally Billy Joel :)

 

[SPIDERBOY]

I had a nice suit once, it cost me £175 in 1993. Mrs Stony put it through the washing machine and ruined it. To this day I am convinced she did it deliberately in retaliation for some unmentioned wrong she thought I'd done her.

Should of took it to the dry cleaners,ya tight bastard ;)

 

[andyhinch]

You're a wise man stony :-)

That's possibly over egging the pudding :-)

 

[Leto]

Some of the casual misogyny from grown men on this forum whether it is supposed to be in jest or not is absolutely cringeworthy.

When people write 'could of' instead of 'could have'.

Slow people in streets or shops. Fucking move quicker and don't stop to hang around in front of entrances or the tops/bottoms of stairs either.

 

[stony]

Should of took it to the dry cleaners,ya tight bastard ;)

I remember coming home pissed and leaving it on the bedroom floor instead of hanging it up as usual and I remember thinking I'd take it to the dry cleaners the next day. By the time I got up at noon it had already gone through the wash.
In fact thinking about it, I was probably on the works do and partners weren't invited which always pissed her off. Mystery solved, and she's getting a teabagging as soon as she nods off.

 

[bluemc1]

The way her indoors loads the dishwasher. Aaaaaarrrggghhhh!

Crams it full to bursting so half of it has to go back in because it's not been cleaned properly. Won't be fuckin' told though!

I feel your pain, they haven't got a clue
If you put a bowl face down on the back of a pan in what why do you expect water to get to the inside of the bowl ? Ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr
Like you say, won't be told

 

[Barcon]

I remember coming home pissed and leaving it on the bedroom floor instead of hanging it up as usual and I remember thinking I'd take it to the dry cleaners the next day. By the time I got up at noon it had already gone through the wash.
In fact thinking about it, I was probably on the works do and partners weren't invited which always pissed her off. Mystery solved, and she's getting a teabagging as soon as she nods off.

Give her a dirty sanchez if she's in a deep sleep.
They love it.