somethings eating me alive

[Deleted member 13905]

whatever you do, do not type "flesh-eating bugs" into google images.

 

[Machiavelli]

Leprosy?

Try dipping your cookies in his forehead.

run it under a cold tap

Is op dead yet?

He could go and play some cards, throw his hand in or laugh his head off....................

Some cracking responses here but this is my favourite from @Bill

Have you borrowed jezza's coat.?

 

[Skip Donoghue]

Leprosy?

Did you hear about the lepers playing cards

One threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off


Boom boom

Edit some one always steals the thunder on here just seen my shitty joke in a post above

Note to self
Read all thread before trying to be a comedian