Song/Chant for Ilkay

[The Ox]

He’s coming home
He’s coming home
Ilkays coming home

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Every woman every man loves Ilkay Gundogan

That is actually good

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

To the tune of Agadoo

Gun-der--wan wan wan
Won the Champs League v Inter
Gun-der-wan wan wan
Left Man City for Barca
Scores with his left
With his right
V Villa was a delight
Now he's back at City
Let's all have a big party
(Repeat 9 times)

Better than Morrissey’s efforts these days.

 

[Kinkybyname]

Score us a goal, Ilkay Gundogan

Score us a goal tonight

Well, we’re all in the mood for a victory

And you’ve got us feelin’ alright

 

[Abattoir Blue]

I've been on the crack pipe for 10 minutes. Manchester tunes for Ilkay to which we all know the tunes and his name fits syllable-wise.

1. Easy one. Sally Cinammon. "Sent to me from heaven, Ilkay Gundogan you're my world." Could even carry on with "Until Ilkay I was never happy..." etc

2. Slide Away.
"Now that you're mine, we'll find a way with Ilkay Gundogan.
He made the scousers cry in 2022.
In 12 seconds, he beat United too.
Two of a kind, we'll find a way with Ilkay Gundogan.
Let me be the one to shine with you and we can slide away".

Pipe down.

 

[freshie]

Class!

‘…it’s love
Stand up stand up stand up…’

Nice one! I couldn’t think of a decent second line

 

[Gone for a Burton]

He’s coming home
He’s coming home
Ilkays coming home

Like cats eyes, the simple ideas are the best...

Chapeau !!

 

[bladdered]

G.U.N.D.O
To the tune of D.I.S.C.O

 

[Kinkybyname]

G.U.N.D.O
To the tune of D.I.S.C.O

great minds

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

“You’re only back for the weather, back for the weather, you’re only back for the weather”