I've been on the crack pipe for 10 minutes. Manchester tunes for Ilkay to which we all know the tunes and his name fits syllable-wise.
1. Easy one. Sally Cinammon. "Sent to me from heaven, Ilkay Gundogan you're my world." Could even carry on with "Until Ilkay I was never happy..." etc
2. Slide Away.
"Now that you're mine, we'll find a way with Ilkay Gundogan.
He made the scousers cry in 2022.
In 12 seconds, he beat United too.
Two of a kind, we'll find a way with Ilkay Gundogan.
Let me be the one to shine with you and we can slide away".
Pipe down.