Songs that tòok the piss

[supercity88]

'Hel never shag a sexy bird tevez tevez' to 'were sorry for the hurtful words tevez tevez were sure your shagging lots of birds'
'Oh Wayne Rooney it's adebayors!'
To Ryan Giggs 'can you taste your brother's dick '
To Ashley Cole 'simon cowell is shagging your wife '
To clattenburg 'oh clattenburg your a fucking arsehole'

Some of my personal favourites lol

The baby's not yours was class! It's not Kai Wayne Rooney, it's Kai Adebayor!

 

[M16 citeh]

I think the arsehole one was Graham Poll.

There has been many lol. I just remember it being a derby and a player was down in the box and twattenburg was stood next to the south stand for a good few minutes while we sang that at top volume. he looked like he wanted to melt into the turf

 

[M16 citeh]

'Arsene Wenger we want you to stay' 3-1 up at a half empty Emirates will live long in the memory

 

[Kippax77]

Anyone remember sarcy songs when we were so poor aimed at the opposition?

On 22/10/1980 Spurs came to Maine Road and we were yet to win a game under Malcom

I remember we went 3-0 up much to every onr's astonishment

Then the song belted out from the Kippax.

"Oh Tottenham Hotspur the only football team to lose in Manchester"

Classic.

Anyone else remember Songs like this taking the piss?

Was this a midweek game?
Remember a game vs spurs being a night match around this time when we hadn't won for ages

 

[berryblue]

City fans in Porto a few years back. "We want to stay here, we want to stay here Manchester's a shit hole, we want to stay here"

 

[Karl8]

Keowns got a monkeys face.
Sung loudly at Martin Keown… check him out he really does too.

 

[Barcon]

Who’s up mrs. Brown?

 

[levets]

To this day, I swear it was...

"We DON'T win at home, and we never win away"

It wasn’t though…

 

[matt ryan]

I know a man who can build you a roof

away end getting pissed wet through as it didn't have a roof
Swindon quite a few years ago

 

[spacecadet]

Seem to recall a home game v QPR in the 70's at Maine Road with the ex City player Stan Bowles playing for QPR. The papers at the time were full of news that Stans wife had left him and no one knew where she was. Stan came over to take a throw in front of the Kippax and was met with a chorus of Stanley Stanley wheres your wife, Stanley wheres your wife. Stan then dropped the ball, turned round to the Kippax, lifted his arms and shrugged his shoulders as if to say he hadn't a clue. Cue the biggest cheer of the day.

Yeah saw that on the day. Loved Stanley.