Songs that tòok the piss

[spacecadet]

1980s I cannot read
I cannot write it doesn't really matter.
I am a twat from Southampton but I can drive a tractor. Ipswich used to get it as well.

 

[City_Shirts]

It should have been 12 at Huddersfield 2019 was a good one

 

[daveoswald]

Aston Villa early nineties ex Utd goalie Les Sealey, had an altercation with one of his defenders, got absolute pelters the rest of the gams fron the Kippax, Sealey belongs in a mental hospital.

 

[Mr Fraser]

we must have a thing for keepers' wives as I recall one being sung to Neville Southall about his.

Not a city one but Andy goram at rangers whilst undergoing mental health issues was treated to the ditty "2 andy gorams, theres only" etc

 

[Uwe Rosler]

I remember 'Cannon and Ball are shagging your wife' aimed at Harry Kewell when his Mrs was in the Jungle.

 

[Indaparkside]

The aimed at spice beckham bus ride to stoke if I remember right
She’s got an hairy beaver and when she’s shagging beckham she thinks of Nicky weaver
Carlo Nash
Samaras and on and on the song went

 

[Blue Feather]

The aimed at spice beckham bus ride to stoke if I remember right
She’s got an hairy beaver and when she’s shagging beckham she thinks of Nicky weaver
Carlo Nash
Samaras and on and on the song went

Lad on the tube for a London game last season went through every verse of that, absolutely hilarious

 

[ancoats]

Luke Shaw

FAT BASTARD=NO SHEEP TIL BUXTON-MACC LADS​

 

[Jack74]

The aimed at spice beckham bus ride to stoke if I remember right
She’s got an hairy beaver and when she’s shagging beckham she thinks of Nicky weaver
Carlo Nash
Samaras and on and on the song went

I can’t remember all the verses but I loved that tune and them days , even though we where absolute dog shit .

 

[Spurs quarter 69]

Posh Spice had an illegitimate
Steve Bruce is the elephant man
Two from the nineties.