Songs that tòok the piss

[citymad]

"Does your mummy know you're here ?"

 

[Manchester33]

We came up with a brilliant one against Leicester:

"Ranieri, whoah!
Ranieri, whoah!
You stabbed him in the back!
You bunch of fucking twats!"

 

[Bobby the blue]

I always liked “you’re only here cos it’s city” mostly sang when we were in the lower divisions but still good all the same.

 

[Manchester33]

You also can't really top our Sterling Allez Allez Allez one...

We triggered an entire City.

 

[mancityvstoke]

 

[mancityvstoke]

 

[Zapcity]

David Seaman ran up to the North Stand( Maine Rd) which sang "where were you when Koeman scored". He cocked up for England against Holland away. Fair play to him he was pissing himself laughing.

Remember at Highbury one year the City fans singing 'let's all do the Seaman' and arms just being waved in very 'uncoordinated 'ways. This was after he'd waved his arms in very uncoordinated ways cocking up again for England (not sure who against though?). Seem to remember he also took it pretty well in all fairness!

 

[There is a Light]

Wembley, Wembley it’s a shitty place in London, that we’re never gonna see
You’re the pride of Singapore
F*ck off back to London
Who put the ball in United’s net? Half our f*ckig team did
No-one likes you cause you’re shit (Millwall)

 

[Maccblue]

Remember at Highbury one year the City fans singing 'let's all do the Seaman' and arms just being waved in very 'uncoordinated 'ways. This was after he'd waved his arms in very uncoordinated ways cocking up again for England (not sure who against though?). Seem to remember he also took it pretty well in all fairness!

Think it was from the defeat against the Dutch that meant we missed out on the World Cup in the states 1994

 

[blue aura]

Pompey away. can't for the life of me remember the year. Cold pissing down with rain " The roof, The roof, The roof is not here"

 

[bluestevei]

a couple i can remember
at the home fans when we was away, back to school on monday to there fans
and a league cup tie at sheff wed when boom town rats was number 1
we dont like the wednesday tell you why

 

[bluemick1]

At the semi v the rags at Wembley, singing to them getting on the tube”you’ll be home for Ant and Dec”

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

The irony of singing the "best team in the land and all the world" when we definitely were not , and now when we sing it , we probably are.

 

[Jamshopbridge]

I remember "Barry Barry Barry" being sung after Barry Conlon came on as sub and gave us a tantalising first view of his footballing skills. Cruel but funny. I don't remember much about the lad except he had bags of enthusiasm but no footballing ability whatsoever. Typical City gallows humour back then.

 

[Beaker]

At Anfield, “Cannon and Ball are shagging your wife” to Harry Kewell when his Mrs. off Emmerdale was in celebrity jungle with them.

 

[Dodge]

They say that Old Traffords a wonderful place,
The team that play there are a fucking disgrace,
With half-backs and full-backs and forwards too,
With their hands down their pants coz they've got fuck all to do.

The Stretford End sing and the Stretford end shout,
The songs that they sing they know fuck all about,
So we all agree where United should be,
Shovelling shit on the Isle of Capri.

Of Capri, of Capri, shovelling shit on the Isle of Capri.

 

[citymad]

Thats the City humour we all know and love!

 

[Spurs quarter 69]

Thats the City humour we all know and love!

First heard this at QPR away in 1999 2 2 draw I think. Heard only one verse
Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes a dirty fuck
When she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Terry Cook

 

[Stephen230]

Think it was from the defeat against the Dutch that meant we missed out on the World Cup in the states 1994

Did I not like that.

I actually think it was after the Ronaldinho goal in the 2002 Finals though.

 

[HelloCity]

Harry Redknapp shat on you vs Portsmouth.