Songs that tòok the piss

[J.G.Blue.]

Not so much taking the piss but just funny was when a particularly dull game at Maine Road in the mid 70s was interupted by a dog running about on the pitch for 10 minutes with a cheer going up every time it avoided being captured,
Needless to say the dog was evicted & the game went back to being dull soon to be followed by the chant from the Kippax "We want the dog back"

 

[Indaparkside]

Helen is a big fat football hooligan

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Probably, rightly be a little bit frowned upon in these enlightened times. But for some reason whenever we went to Watford:

“Elton John is a homosexual “

Always amused me a little more than it probably should have.

And even more distasteful, singing at Middlesbrough fans shortly after the Cleveland child sex abuse scandal:

“Fuck off home and shag your kids”

It was probably going to be interesting outside after the game regardless but Jesus, that ensured a lively little jaunt back to the train station.

Remember an FA Cup tie against Watford in the mid-80s when the Kippax greeted the visitors’ famously young fan-base with a falsetto chant of: “Wat-ford [clap-clap-clap]… Wat-ford [clap-clap-clap]…”. Funny, and weird, in equal measure

 

[Barcon]

Not so much taking the piss but just funny was when a particularly dull game at Maine Road in the mid 70s was interupted by a dog running about on the pitch for 10 minutes with a cheer going up every time it avoided being captured,
Needless to say the dog was evicted & the game went back to being dull soon to be followed by the chant from the Kippax "We want the dog back"

I was at that game. I seem to remember everyone chanting “super dog“.

 

[LongsightM13]

He’s round his fat he is an ugly twat Atkinson Atkinson to fat Ron

The one I remember towards the end of his tenure was
“He’s bald, he’s fat
“He’s gonna get the sack,
“Atkinson, Atkinson”

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Loved the Herman Munster one.

Can anyone remember which player it was about?…

 

[AliBobbyJ]

"Stevie Bruce, the Elephant Man" at Norwich once upon a time. Norwich won and Bruce gave it back after the match.

And (sorry to say) none of these quite rises to the brilliance of the Kop's rendition of "Careless Hands" when Gary Sprake threw the ball into his own net.

 

[Scottyboi]

Loved the Herman Munster one.

Can anyone remember which player it was about?…

Tevez when at utd haha

 

[nw42]

Fuck off Megson!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Tevez when at utd haha

Thanks for that ffs!