Songs you hate with every fibre of your being.

[eastmanc]

This thread is far to subjective.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Men Without Hats Safety Dance.

'We can dance, we can dance, everybody look at your hands...'

Why? What the fuck for? Do one.

This is ok though

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Two more. That one where she said "I'm afraid of a ghost, I'd rather have a piece of toast". Lazy and rubbish.

Plus Macy or Marcy Gray, especially that song she rose to fame with, stumble? Sounds like she shoved a kazoo up her nose and sings through it.

Mate of mine gets incredibly angry when Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm by crash test dummies is played. Never found it why, just that he hates it. I quite like it, especially the video.

Oh, and a special mention for songs that are covers of a well known song but by a girl playing acoustic and slowed right down. Somewhere over the rainbow, sweet child o min, now I know my abc's, they'll cover anything and give it the slow acoustic treatment to make themselves seem moody and insightful.

Very much enjoyed this particular description.........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I hate that song along either "are we human"...the killers! How do people listen to that garbage.

Agreed

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Anything on the Smooth Radio playlist,

A song called "Bills" that was around about 5 years ago and played constantly on Radio 2

Anything by Phil Collins

Any soul song the includes the line "making love" or "love making" and that completely shit song "do that to me one more time"

Nearly every song by The Beatles apart from " A day in the life". Especially shit are Hey Jude and Come Together.

Anything by that kiddy fiddler Michael Jackson.

Don't completely agree on the Beatles but I enjoyed your forthright approach......... ;-)

 

[meltonblue]

Haha yes. The Verve must have another I’m thinking of that I cannot stand.

Bittersweet Symphony? Guessing that as they both have sweet in the title!

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Not really a specific song but my girlfriend, who actually has decent taste in music, occasionally listens to emo songs from her teen years and every single time I feel like diving face first through the fucking window and dusting myself off, walking back inside and giving it another go if the first time around I suffered the misfortune of not nicking my jugular.

The song structures are predictable, the voices are incredibly whiny, the lyrics are usually about love and/ or mental health issues but written from the perspective of someone who seems to have no real understanding or experience of either and I suspect half of these people were/ are pedophiles who only got into the genre because it was a tried and tested method of shagging underage girls.

 

[meltonblue]

Shite lyrics really. Many songs have decent melodies but are let down by absolutely abysmal words. For instance The Killers have written some decent tunes/melodies but the line, “Are we human, or are we dancer?” What the actual fuck is that pile of shite?

Yep that’s the main one for me too. That and Mr Writer by Stereophonics.

 

[Elbow beards]

Anything by Tom grennan, his voice just grates me. The 1980's miami vice looking ****. And his got shit hair, the shitty haired bastard.

 

[SWPISHOME]

I was in the Black Chicken Karaoke bar in Benidorm in the middle of the afternoon on a lads trip a few years ago. This FOC of around 80 walked in with his Aldi shopping bags on his wrist, he had a beer in one hand and a fag in the other when he got on stage, nailed on it was Sinatra, Martin or some other crooner. Was it fook, it was Human, was hoping he would nail it but he was fucking terrible, plus the place is an absolute shithole. Still like the song though, sorry.

Funny you say that, We went on a lads weekend away this is going back nearly 10 years. We were in Blackpool and went into this karaoke bar, One of the lads got up and start singing Human. But he sang "Are we human or are we Panther". He thought they were the words.