Fuck it, we've got this general reputation up and down the country of being paranoid, so it seems, as supporters.
But I look on the BBC website, and there is not one fucking dickiebird about the fact that there are two quarter-finals of a domestic cup taking place this evening.
Compare with last night.
Instead, we are apprised of the fact, nearly 24 hours after the (non) event, that Rashford scored two goals.
Oh and we also learn the vital news that a female tennis player is pregnant. Even were I more interested in tennis than I am, I could not actually give a toss about what seems to me a personal affair. Fine for her and everything, but I'm amazed that it's the top story, or even that it's on that page at all.
You could not make this stuff up.