Southampton (H) - Sat 26th Oct, 15:00 | PL | Pre-Match Thread

[M23 Citizen]

Kev has missed 7 games now.

That’s more games than Haaland missed through injury all last season (6)

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

This should be an easy cruise but we keep letting in stupid goals so I fear it’ll be another afternoon that’s tougher than it needs to be.

 

[Gray]

Kev has missed 7 games now.

We have seen his best years if we get a few more cameo's before he departs that will do for me.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I did mean Erling up front!

Reckon Clicktoedit could do a job, though—heard he has been banging them in at [insert youth level].

 

[Eccles Blue]

The Boys in Blue never give in, they fight to the end. Come on City, Come on City. Show ‘em lads, show ‘em all.

Especially the Southern Softies Saints…. Saints there’s a laugh immediately. They will never be better than the mighty Blues. Their nickname is obviously a joke.

Especially the know nowt, alleged media types with their put downs and downright obfuscations about us. The dalcop, fopdoodles are so out of their depth they think that Erling’s goals are flukes. Stupid fustilarian, gilly wet foots. You will never learn.

Especially the Specsavers needing, whistle blowing numpties who probably have no idea of the rules but still try to cheat us. The lubberwort, mumblecrusts need reminding just who we are. We are Manchester City, the best team in the land and all the world. Remember that you shiitake mushrooms.

Come on John Boy, I hope you are on the pitch from the start. You can show ‘em as well. Don’t get injured lad.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

The Boys in Blue never give in, they fight to the end. Come on City, Come on City. Show ‘em lads, show ‘em all.

Especially the Southern Softies Saints…. Saints there’s a laugh immediately. They will never be better than the mighty Blues. Their nickname is obviously a joke.

Especially the know nowt, alleged media types with their put downs and downright obfuscations about us. The dalcop, fopdoodles are so out of their depth they think that Erling’s goals are flukes. Stupid fustilarian, gilly wet foots. You will never learn.

Especially the Specsavers needing, whistle blowing numpties who probably have no idea of the rules but still try to cheat us. The lubberwort, mumblecrusts need reminding just who we are. We are Manchester City, the best team in the land and all the world. Remember that you shiitake mushrooms.

Come on John Boy, I hope you are on the pitch from the start. You can show ‘em as well. Don’t get injured lad.

Bit early Major.

 

[Father Paul]

4 aways on the trot, all of them long distance. Followed by another nonsensical international break.

It is barking, all so the governing bodies get a larger piece of the pie.

We had four homes on the trot a while back its just the way things work out. The game against Spuds could just as easily be a home tie. Its just what it is and we will get on with it as we always do.

 

[Victorinodennistua]

I’d be happy with either of those. Although I think Gundo needs to be rested

Gundo is the weakest link for me just now. I also dislike the way kovacic sometimes loses the ball then goes and gives the foul. I’d like to try gvardiol in a rodders role to see what happens.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Who's our physio? Rosa klebb?

 

[bladdered]