Spiders

[aguero93:20]

You won't be glad when one drops into your mouth when you're asleep, panics, and bites your tongue. Anaphylactic shock will see your tongue swell like an engorged porn stars cock and choke you out in about 3 minutes flat.

He'll be lethal on the pull though.

 

[01cravend]

There's one that lives in a hole in the wall in my outhouse toilet, been there for a few years now. Whenever a crane fly comes staggering into my house I grab the **** and hoick it onto his web, as a thank-you for the service he provides.

 

[Bill Walker]

There's one that lives in a hole in the wall in my outhouse toilet, been there for a few years now. Whenever a crane fly comes staggering into my house I grab the **** and hoick it onto his web, as a thank-you for the service he provides.

How do you know it's a he

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Im out of this thread before some arsehole starts posting pictures of the weird hairy bastards

 

[stony]

Is that a still from the latest Muppet movie?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Is that a still from the latest Muppet movie?

Don't be daft, it's a shot of the rags midfield/defence at the exact moment of the through ball for our first goal in the last derby.

 

[vonkeynotvenky]

I took a photo of this monster which made an awful racket in the tupperware container I evicted it with. Biggest insect I have ever seen in England that wasn't in a creepy crawly zoo. It's eyes are that big and shiny (Zoom into the thing) it could quite easily wear glasses or contact lenses.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I took a photo of this monster which made an awful racket in the tupperware container I evicted it with. Biggest insect I have ever seen in England that wasn't in a creepy crawly zoo. It's eyes are that big and shiny (Zoom into the thing) it could quite easily wear glasses or contact lenses.

And this is why I hate spiders. they dont just crawl discreetly across your living room floor, they look like that. Shiny eyes, hairy legs, about to climb something (anything). #Fuck you spiders and your 8 legs. Even a camel manages to stand up on four

 

[aguero93:20]

Love Spiders. They kill pests and unlike cats, don't think you owe them for it.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

There's one that lives in a hole in the wall in my outhouse toilet, been there for a few years now. Whenever a crane fly comes staggering into my house I grab the **** and hoick it onto his web, as a thank-you for the service he provides.

Prey tell...what's an outhouse toilet.