Spiders

Don't mind them. In this country at least. Some scary fuckers around the world. A mate has a tarantula. Go round his house and it's usually about. Somewhere. It usually appears on your shoulder when you sit down with a brew.
 
I have posted this before about 7/8 years ago
While eating boneless chicken wings in a Longhorn steakhouse in Florida I was pushing around the plate, what I thought was the green top of a tomato
covered in sauce.......it wasn't
I was convinced it was a black widow
But was told by the very apologetic manager "don't worry it's only a brown recluse"....
Too be fair to them they were appalled as I was,he gave me a his card and said to ring a doctor if I became ill,he was shitting himself,
at least the meal was free
 
Sure I've read something about a spider that when it bites you,it gives you a painful hard on for 4 hours haha
 
denislawsbackheel said:
We had one living in the lounge once about 10 years ago.
He was so big you could hear him walking on the laminate.
We called him George.
There seem to be a lot more like him around at the moment.
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My Grandad calls the spiders he lets live George. What is it about spiders and the want to name th George?
 
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