Big Blue Swede
Well-Known Member
johnny on the spot said:I haven't kept up with this thread, but I assume the following have already been suggested:
- All women/men are whores/bastards so fuck em
- Go out and get fucked/don't go out and get fucked
- Stop texting her
- Transexuals are the ever-grateful best of both worlds and we'll never judge you.
The greatest lesson I learned during my recent split with my partner of thirteen years was 'At times like this, don't worry about fucking too many other people around. A lot of people close to you will treat the whole thing as their own personal soap opera and will smile because it isn't their lives that have gone wrong this week. Just don't, whatever you do, fuck yourself over. You'll never get over that'. If this sounds selfish, it is. Sometimes you have to be. Only when you're fit yourself can you think of anybody else.
Now go and have fun. But when it stops being fun, so do you. That's the deal. Good luck.
You forgot 'Smash her backdoor in'?