Where to even begin with that shitshow today. Time for a rant.
Our club continues to treat the match going fanbase with absolute distain - making you have to pass an attendance register just to have the honour to keep your ticket, and also now go through an endurance test to even get in the ground. It took 30 mins to even get in today at the chaotic Turnstile C - shout out to fellow survivors of that turnstile btw. I arrived at 11.45am and just made the kick-off - disgraceful.
Then after a battle and a half just to access a game you've paid good money for, City decide to re-enact Billy Smarts circus to mark the first home game of the season to stamp out any enthusiasm and hope they'd learn from some of nonsense performances of last season. An utterly abject performance with not a single one of them anywhere near 3/10 on the day.
Laughably Bernardo and Doku came on to the chase the game - and actually made us worse. Bernardo giving it away for fun and being old manned off the ball, Doku either dribbling it out of play or losing it.
You could've taken Cherki and Marmoush off after 35 mins as those 2 were that bad, whilst I can only assume Reijnders was pissed judging by the amount of times he turned the wrong way, passed the wrong way or seemed oblivious to opponents actually near to him. I swear that wasn't the same guy that played at Wolves - it was a bloke they pulled out of Mary D's and gave the No4 shirt to.
The Keeper played the work experience kid in the office - we can't have that I'm afraid and Ederson or Donnarumma have to be in goal next week and something that resembles professional football between the sticks. Most of the rest of the team just kept slipping over like they were playing in Dunlop Green Flash trainers. Spurs didn't even have to be any good - they just stayed solid & in shape, defended properly what little times they had to and let us gift them 2 goals.
Get a proper GK in - Ederson or Donnarumma. Get a decent right back in ffs as Rico isn't anywhere near good enough. And lose some of the old
Men - Gundo, Bernardo and Akanj can be the first.
As for Cherki - this is premier league footy, not testimonial piss arounds. Someone needs a word to stop him doing daft fancy flicks and tricks
In his own box or final third. Bollocks.