I can’t guarantee not to be as long winded as your mother in law (it’s a long read!) but I hope that it won’t be more than a three kip article for you.
Right Jimbo, back home from work, logged on looking forward to reading your report.... and....... nothing..!!
you are obviously struggling for inspiration, tell you what, I'll help you and write it for you..!
London Businessman sees opportunity loophole in Government furlough scheme and lumps all his non playing staff on said scheme to the utter disgust of the Country..
Holds his nerve as the shameless, classless, greedy scousers have done exactly the same and thinks, the unrest will blow over..
Scousers back peddle quicker than the Dabber from the rags midfield and into the treatment room..!
The dippers come out of their shameless situation smelling of roses in the media, it's not their fault see, never is..!
Spuds now front and centre in the limelight and seen as taking monies away from the people who really need supporting and who do not have the backing of billionaire bosses.
Somewhat reluctantly, Spuds cave in and say, you know what, we can actually manage without taking money off the Government after all..!
Not our fault though, Boris shouldn't have offered it in the first place..!
Btw, do you know how much we've got outstanding to pay on our stadium ffs?
Status Quo is resumed, nothing to see here, move along now..!
Bet it's not a million miles away from what you are trying to tell us Jim..!!
