No he is not and I’d suggest there’s no reason you should be calling fellow Blues ‘clowns’ when, in fact, it could be you.
Many years ago when I lived out in Germany, I was permitted to buy 2 tax free cars every 6 months, which when I sold back in the UK, had to be retuned, registered, and then could be legally sold to the UK dealers. I’d done this on numerous occasions, using Calais late at night and returning back with the new car the next day. Then, one time, I was coming back on business and was going to fly but a friend asked, as he was moving back, if I’d bring one of his cars back as his wife couldn’t do the trip. I agreed but when I reached customs in Calais, I was pulled over to the side and held for checks.
Cut a long story short, due to the amount of trips with different cars, the latest not being mine, they believed I was either a drug runner or a money launderer, and detained me for questioning, stating that I could be held for a number of reasons, including funding terrorism.
Luckily, about 5 hrs of questioning in a sixties type police office, they cleared me after finally getting in touch with a sleepy UK Customs Officer in Germany. Missed the boat and fucked up my business in the UK the next day.
Following that incident, I ensured I informed our Customs guy and wasn’t stopped again. In fact, I seemed to be ushered through the priority lane every time since.
The moral of the story, don’t believe you can do whatever you want, when you want. Somebody will always come looking.