Lucky Toma
Well-Known Member
You can all-too-easily imagine the conversation between the head shithouses.
"We can't lead with the referendum fall-out. We lied through our teeth and the readers are cottoning on to that. We need a hate figure to distract from the biggest news story in living memory. What about Katie Hopkins?"
"She is one of ours chief"
"Ah crap, yeah. Kelvin McKenzie?"
"Again, one of ours boss"
"Fucks sake, I'm sensing a pattern emerging here. Do we employ anyone who isn't a despicable c***? I've got it! Raheem Sterling! What have we got on him?"
"Nothing boss. He's a likable lad by all accounts who is getting unfairly scapegoated for poor form and a lack of confidence."
"Wait a minute, I'm sure I saw something once that revealed he's got a posh sink..."
"Er, are you sure chief? It isnt topical, relevent or even news of any kind whatsoever"
"We make the news son"
"We can't lead with the referendum fall-out. We lied through our teeth and the readers are cottoning on to that. We need a hate figure to distract from the biggest news story in living memory. What about Katie Hopkins?"
"She is one of ours chief"
"Ah crap, yeah. Kelvin McKenzie?"
"Again, one of ours boss"
"Fucks sake, I'm sensing a pattern emerging here. Do we employ anyone who isn't a despicable c***? I've got it! Raheem Sterling! What have we got on him?"
"Nothing boss. He's a likable lad by all accounts who is getting unfairly scapegoated for poor form and a lack of confidence."
"Wait a minute, I'm sure I saw something once that revealed he's got a posh sink..."
"Er, are you sure chief? It isnt topical, relevent or even news of any kind whatsoever"
"We make the news son"