Stock up on bog roll here we go again

[J.G.Blue.]

There is already a well used vaccine so at least that’s something

I for one am not letting the state inject me with a well used vacine! (can i have a nice new one please)

 

[waspish]

Mpox: UK preparing after virus declared global emergency - as Sweden records first case

Preparations include making sure rapid testing will be available. A global emergency has been declared, with one expert stating there are reports of cases in 16 countries in Africa.

news.sky.com

 

[Stuuuuuu]

I have never understood why covid caused a shortage of bog roll. Anyone?

Look, the worry caused my IBS to flare up, OK?

 

[Blue Maverick]

Look, the worry caused my IBS to flare up, OK?

You mean you literally shit yourself ;)

 

[jayblue]

On the way to work this morning I had to pull over and I got out and ran up a tree. Is this normal ?

 

[Nellies left peg]

On the way to work this morning I had to pull over and I got out and ran up a tree. Is this normal ?

Only if you bend over and show your pink ass to passers by

 

[Blue Maverick]

Only if you bend over and show your pink ass to passers by

And stick peanuts up your it at the same time!

 

[tommybooth]

WHO are as much use as a wet fart.

 

[Blue Maverick]

WHO are as much use as a wet fart.

Didn’t he play on first?

 

[KS55]

I am not going through that load of bollocks ever again.

I am 78 years old and will not sit in my house all day.

I have RA and was doing fine with daily exercise. Then lock down made me seize up and I can’t walk more than a few yards now. Thanks Boris.