Strange/Indirect claims to fame

[Belly]

I played football on the pitch at Maine road
My godfather was in The Smiths
I've rewired Shaun Ryders mates house
My ex-girlfriend left me for jeff Whitley
I went to the same secondary school as morrissey
I lived next door to a Jossy's Giant

 

[Banned Tosspot]

I know the last is true, You ruined that poor guy

Manford?

Yep
Also i think bimbobob turned Sam fox gay

He messaged me on FB as I claimed he was as funny as AIDS.

Sad bastard needs to develop a thick skin.

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

I played football with a lad who was in Jossies Giants and someone from Hollyoaks

I've been arrested for immitating a footballer

Michelle Keegan brushed her hand across my penis as I walked past the telly

 

[Cellarite]

Manford?

Yep
Also i think bimbobob turned Sam fox gay

He messaged me on FB as I claimed he was as funny as AIDS.

Sad bastard needs to develop a thick skin.

Manford? You've mixed up the quote with the bit about Bimbo and Sam Fox. I'm confused. What happened with you and Manford?

 

[DiscoSteve]

My two penneth....

I was on the old Sunday night TV show "That's Life!"

I used to work for Paul McCartney

 

[andyhinch]

My best mates eagle is the one in the pg tips, eagle advert.

 

[modgeblue]

my sister has been in a film with Pete Postlethwaite

Class, what film?

Distant Voices, Still Lives her best mate was in it to lorraine ashbourne

 

[bobmcfc]

Yep
Also i think bimbobob turned Sam fox gay

He messaged me on FB as I claimed he was as funny as AIDS.

Sad bastard needs to develop a thick skin.

Manford? You've mixed up the quote with the bit about Bimbo and Sam Fox. I'm confused. What happened with you and Manford?

Noel looks better in a frock than manford

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

My Father in Law a Widower got married again to a Lady called Jean who had 10 kids.

One of them is an Actress who had a major part in "Eastenders".

 

[Ducado]

My old man is a good mate of Alex Ferguson

Just before you get your pitchforks our, my old man dislikes football and never talks about it with the aforementioned

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not a famous person as such, but I have pointed out a factual error in an academic book, the leading works in a particular specialist field, to its author and he is editing the next edition of his book accordingly.

And to think some people say I'm a smart arse.

 

[bobmcfc]

My old man is a good mate of Alex Ferguson

Just before you get your pitchforks our, my old man dislikes football and never talks about it with the aforementioned

Ew

Ducado can you ask Ric to change AndyHinchs name to WankyPants please. He doesn't know how to PM Ric

 

[daveduke67]

My cousins (ex) husband drove Prince Charles around a few times and was invited to stay at whichever Palace he dropped him off at. His superior wouldn't allow him as the car needed to be back somewhere asap.

Ken Dodds p.a. was a client of mine.

Alex Hurricane Higgins bumped his babys pushchair into the one I was pushing in Dixons in the Arndale.

I went to school with a girl, Tina Edge, who's father, Arthur Edge, killed a policeman PC Egerton on Egerton St. Twenty odd years later I worked with a poor guy who was one of the first officers on the scene after he'd died.

 

[Ducado]

My old man is a good mate of Alex Ferguson

Just before you get your pitchforks our, my old man dislikes football and never talks about it with the aforementioned

Ew

Ducado can you ask Ric to change AndyHinchs name to WankyPants please. He doesn't know how to PM Ric

Only if you flutter your eyes at me

 

[117 M34]

On holiday last year, I was speaking to Adebayor's chauffer.

 

[bobmcfc]

My old man is a good mate of Alex Ferguson

Just before you get your pitchforks our, my old man dislikes football and never talks about it with the aforementioned

Ew

Ducado can you ask Ric to change AndyHinchs name to WankyPants please. He doesn't know how to PM Ric

Only if you flutter your eyes at me

Done

I think it should be WankyPants with the 2 capital letters just to emphasis how wanky he is ;)

 

[macky]

this thread is great
my mum looked after Tommy Booth , when he had a knee op in the 70's
i have done work for Tommy Cannon , Raquel off corrie , a very rich/famous person who buys wine with ferguson , a well know poster on ere took me and 2 other Bmooners for a drink with Stevie Ireland (who was really good company)
My cousin is married to Nick Kershaw's brother but was engaged to Nick Kershaw for 3 years (he was famous in the 80's for you younger ones)

 

[Danamy]

Ew

Ducado can you ask Ric to change AndyHinchs name to WankyPants please. He doesn't know how to PM Ric

Only if you flutter your eyes at me

Done

I think it should be WankyPants with the 2 capital letters just to emphasis how wanky he is ;)

It's better if you do it as he'll only spell it wrong? ;-)

 

[Ducado]

Only if you flutter your eyes at me

Done

I think it should be WankyPants with the 2 capital letters just to emphasis how wanky he is ;)

It's better if you do it as he'll only spell it wrong? ;-)

banned

 

[BWTAC]

Midget tv lesbo Sandi Toksvig, cut me up in traffic in London and gave me the v sign when I bibbed her.

Roy Keane tried a pair of shoes on after me in Selfridges.