Strange/Indirect claims to fame

[DelToro]

My cousins (ex) husband drove Prince Charles around a few times and was invited to stay at whichever Palace he dropped him off at. His superior wouldn't allow him as the car needed to be back somewhere asap.

Ken Dodds p.a. was a client of mine.

Alex Hurricane Higgins bumped his babys pushchair into the one I was pushing in Dixons in the Arndale.

I went to school with a girl, Tina Edge, who's father, Arthur Edge, killed a policeman PC Egerton on Egerton St. Twenty odd years later I worked with a poor guy who was one of the first officers on the scene after he'd died.

I was once sat in The Mauldeth when Alex Higgins walked in wearing a blue fedora with a feather sticking out.

Dressed like that he really merged in withthe rest of the clientel.

 

[BimboBob]

He messaged me on FB as I claimed he was as funny as AIDS.

Sad bastard needs to develop a thick skin.

Manford? You've mixed up the quote with the bit about Bimbo and Sam Fox. I'm confused. What happened with you and Manford?

Noel looks better in a frock than manford

I most certainly do.



And I don't base my whole routine on my twins. The unfunny ****.

 

[andyhinch]

Done

I think it should be WankyPants with the 2 capital letters just to emphasis how wanky he is ;)

It's better if you do it as he'll only spell it wrong? ;-)

banned

Me or him?

 

[Ducado]

It's better if you do it as he'll only spell it wrong? ;-)

banned

Me or him?

him

 

[stony]

I know two people who were both in mega successful bands but left before the bands became famous.

 

[BimboBob]

I know two people who were both in mega successful bands but left before the bands became famous.

Brian Osmond and Dave Dooley?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I was once sat in The Mauldeth when Alex Higgins walked in wearing a blue fedora with a feather sticking out.

Dressed like that he really merged in withthe rest of the clientel.

I once saw him playing snooker in the social club in Withington near the roundabout (don't know if it's still there) at 11 in the morning, pissed out of his tiny mind. January 1991, I would say.

 

[bobmcfc]

Manford? You've mixed up the quote with the bit about Bimbo and Sam Fox. I'm confused. What happened with you and Manford?

Noel looks better in a frock than manford

I most certainly do.



And I don't base my whole routine on my twins. The unfunny ****.

Can't say I've seen his routine

 

[stony]

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Ken Dodds p.a. was a client of mine.

My son in laws mum was one of Ken Dodds diddimen.

 

[andyhinch]

banned

Me or him?

him

Bit harsh

 

[stony]

I know two people who were both in mega successful bands but left before the bands became famous.

Brian Osmond and Dave Dooley?

My cousins best mate John Riddley(R.I.P) was hanging around with the Davies brothers just before they formed The Kinks. Ray told him to ditch the heroin or leave the band, so he left the band.

One of my best mates was in Elbow when they were still Mr Soft. He left to concentrate on his real job, but has never regretted it and is still best mates with Guy Garvey.

 

[kp789]

My Dad used to employ Ozzie Osbournes brother

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Yep
Also i think bimbobob turned Sam fox gay

He messaged me on FB as I claimed he was as funny as AIDS.

Sad bastard needs to develop a thick skin.

Manford? You've mixed up the quote with the bit about Bimbo and Sam Fox. I'm confused. What happened with you and Manford?

What you just quoted.

 

[Danamy]

Done

I think it should be WankyPants with the 2 capital letters just to emphasis how wanky he is ;)

It's better if you do it as he'll only spell it wrong? ;-)

banned

I meant Andy but if the cap fits? ;-)

 

[andyhinch]

It's better if you do it as he'll only spell it wrong? ;-)

banned

I meant Andy but if the cap fits? ;-)

I would think he knew that

 

[Danamy]

banned

I meant Andy but if the cap fits? ;-)

I would think he knew that

Fair enough WankyPants!

 

[bobmcfc]

I meant Andy but if the cap fits? ;-)

I would think he knew that

Fair enough WankyPants!

Over 5k posts and this is the first time I've noticed you.

 

[peoffrey]

Carol Harrison who played Tiffany's Mum in EastEnders and Moff's Mum in Human Traffic came to one of our Family Parties. She married someone connected to my Mum's side of the family so it's tenuous at best.

More recently, I've had a beer with some well known and some not so well known people from the world of TV and Film since I've worked in London. I've also done some FanZone type stuff for Sports Tonight Live and worked with Nicky Summerbee, Gordon Watson, Mike Parry and others.

 

[andyhinch]

I meant Andy but if the cap fits? ;-)

I would think he knew that

Fair enough WankyPants!

Didn't want him sticking up the ban hammer, you know what he's like

 

[bobmcfc]

I would think he knew that

Fair enough WankyPants!

Didn't want him sticking up the ban hammer, you know what he's like

He's a very underrated and misunderstood mod
Squirty is a diamond too