Strange/Indirect claims to fame

I played football on the pitch at Maine road
My godfather was in The Smiths
I've rewired Shaun Ryders mates house
My ex-girlfriend left me for jeff Whitley
I went to the same secondary school as morrissey
I lived next door to a Jossy's Giant
 
I played football with a lad who was in Jossies Giants and someone from Hollyoaks

I've been arrested for immitating a footballer

Michelle Keegan brushed her hand across my penis as I walked past the telly
 
Banned Tosspot said:
bobmcfc said:
Banned Tosspot said:
Manford?
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Yep
Also i think bimbobob turned Sam fox gay
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He messaged me on FB as I claimed he was as funny as AIDS.

Sad bastard needs to develop a thick skin.
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Manford? You've mixed up the quote with the bit about Bimbo and Sam Fox. I'm confused. What happened with you and Manford?
 
My two penneth....

I was on the old Sunday night TV show "That's Life!"

I used to work for Paul McCartney
 
citykev28 said:
Banned Tosspot said:
bobmcfc said:
Yep
Also i think bimbobob turned Sam fox gay
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He messaged me on FB as I claimed he was as funny as AIDS.

Sad bastard needs to develop a thick skin.
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Manford? You've mixed up the quote with the bit about Bimbo and Sam Fox. I'm confused. What happened with you and Manford?
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Noel looks better in a frock than manford
 
My Father in Law a Widower got married again to a Lady called Jean who had 10 kids.

One of them is an Actress who had a major part in "Eastenders".
 
My old man is a good mate of Alex Ferguson

Just before you get your pitchforks our, my old man dislikes football and never talks about it with the aforementioned
 
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