Strange/Indirect claims to fame

shootmeifipost10k said:
BimboBob said:
bluemooninho said:
LOL, the guys a complete fannydribble! Fair play though, he took the punch, shut up and got out of the line.

I very very rarely resort to fighting but when a guy is just bullying a woman because he is 'famous' and then abusing her, Im not going to stand there.
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Fatism affects most of the people on this board, not me as I'm buffed to the max, THE FUCKING MAX, but most of the others. Punching him on the nose due to him being a wobble bottom is fatism pure and simple my friend and as such punishable by law. Probably. Actually maybe not but it fucking should be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcYv2L3cx8[/youtube]
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I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days
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Exactly.

When I first saw Samantha Fox in a bar being verbally abuse by a load of drunk idiots did I join in and make loads of dead funny jokes about the size of her tits and ask her to get them out thus enraging half of this board with my witty but wrong banter?

No I fucking didn't. I was nice to her and a few days later she let me jizz on said tits.

Respect has to be earned.
 
shootmeifipost10k said:
BimboBob said:
bluemooninho said:
LOL, the guys a complete fannydribble! Fair play though, he took the punch, shut up and got out of the line.

I very very rarely resort to fighting but when a guy is just bullying a woman because he is 'famous' and then abusing her, Im not going to stand there.
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Fatism affects most of the people on this board, not me as I'm buffed to the max, THE FUCKING MAX, but most of the others. Punching him on the nose due to him being a wobble bottom is fatism pure and simple my friend and as such punishable by law. Probably. Actually maybe not but it fucking should be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcYv2L3cx8[/youtube]
Click to expand...

I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days
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In normal curcumstances, I would agree with you all and bow my head in fatism shame. But I am hardly a picture of athleticism....

meincitykit.jpg
 
BimboBob said:
shootmeifipost10k said:
BimboBob said:
Fatism affects most of the people on this board, not me as I'm buffed to the max, THE FUCKING MAX, but most of the others. Punching him on the nose due to him being a wobble bottom is fatism pure and simple my friend and as such punishable by law. Probably. Actually maybe not but it fucking should be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcYv2L3cx8[/youtube]
Click to expand...

I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days
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Exactly.

When I first saw Samantha Fox in a bar being verbally abuse by a load of drunk idiots did I join in and make loads of dead funny jokes about the size of her tits and ask her to get them out thus enraging half of this board with my witty but wrong banter?

No I fucking didn't. I was nice to her and a few days later she let me jizz on said tits.

Respect has to be earned.
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I can now see why we've made a connection on this Bimbo as I was lucky enough to be boning for a few months the mother of a well known young lady who got her tits out for the daily papers. Being in my 20s at the time and her in her 40s if it was happening now some people on here who shall remain nameless would want me to describe her as the MILF she most definitely was. But again it comes back to that respect word and I'd rather fondly remember her as the dirty minx she was who liked nothing more than to whip my cock out at every opportunity. Sadly no jizzing on her tits though she much preferred not wasting it.

I have to say at no point when round at her house did it ever enter my head to have a quick search through her daughters knicker and bra draw. Respect you see.
bluemooninho said:
shootmeifipost10k said:
BimboBob said:
Fatism affects most of the people on this board, not me as I'm buffed to the max, THE FUCKING MAX, but most of the others. Punching him on the nose due to him being a wobble bottom is fatism pure and simple my friend and as such punishable by law. Probably. Actually maybe not but it fucking should be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcYv2L3cx8[/youtube]
Click to expand...

I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days
Click to expand...

In normal curcumstances, I would agree with you all and bow my head in fatism shame. But I am hardly a picture of athleticism....

meincitykit.jpg
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A fine figure of a real man if I do say so myself. there's no way we'd ever see you in some purple trousers sporting a man bag.
 
shootmeifipost10k said:
BimboBob said:
shootmeifipost10k said:
I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days
Click to expand...

Exactly.

When I first saw Samantha Fox in a bar being verbally abuse by a load of drunk idiots did I join in and make loads of dead funny jokes about the size of her tits and ask her to get them out thus enraging half of this board with my witty but wrong banter?

No I fucking didn't. I was nice to her and a few days later she let me jizz on said tits.

Respect has to be earned.
Click to expand...

I can now see why we've made a connection on this Bimbo as I was lucky enough to be boning for a few months the mother of a well known young lady who got her tits out for the daily papers. Being in my 20s at the time and her in her 40s if it was happening now some people on here who shall remain nameless would want me to describe her as the MILF she most definitely was. But again it comes back to that respect word and I'd rather fondly remember her as the dirty minx she was who liked nothing more than to whip my cock out at every opportunity. Sadly no jizzing on her tits though she much preferred not wasting it.

I have to say at no point when round at her house did it ever enter my head to have a quick search through her daughters knicker and bra draw. Respect you see.
bluemooninho said:
shootmeifipost10k said:
I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days
Click to expand...

In normal curcumstances, I would agree with you all and bow my head in fatism shame. But I am hardly a picture of athleticism....

meincitykit.jpg
Click to expand...

A fine figure of a real man if I do say so myself. there's no way we'd ever see you in some purple trousers sporting a man bag.
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To be fair to the lad I doubt there's a man bag big enough for him. It would look like a purse on a string around that girth.
 
Rorz88 said:
I was on the Victoria Centre advert for Christmas over the last 2 years - I was Leori from Grantham if anyone is from the area and saw it ? its on youtube ! Victoria Cente in Nottingham City Centre by the way !
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I reckon you're Sheila from Stapleford really.
 
I was in a Titty bar in Calgary minding my own business (Like you do), a pissed up Hippy started chatting to me because I was English, We ended up on a monumental piss up all night and the rest of the Day at the famous Calgary stampede where I had arranged to meet some mates. First thing my mates said when we staggered up to them was "Fuck me where did Lemmy come from" ?? I shit you not unbeknown to me it was Lemmy from Motorhead, It wasn't until I looked at his pork pie on his face that I recognised him !!!!!
 
Bovril said:
I was in a Titty bar in Calgary minding my own business (Like you do), a pissed up Hippy started chatting to me because I was English, We ended up on a monumental piss up all night and the rest of the Day at the famous Calgary stampede where I had arranged to meet some mates. First thing my mates said when we staggered up to them was "Fuck me where did Lemmy come from" ?? I shit you not unbeknown to me it was Lemmy from Motorhead, It wasn't until I looked at his pork pie on his face that I recognised him !!!!!
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Oh come on, seriously, how can you not recognise his voice, the boat race - you must have been seriously arseholed :)

Famous people must fucking run away from me as all my claims to fame are really crap -

My grandma's cousin was Joe Corrigan's Mum, and I shook his hand at a Junior Blues meeting at the Unicorn Hotel in Alty (it all goes downhill from here)

Our kid used to get on the same bus as Jonny Marr, I think he went to the same school - St Augustines which turned into St John Plessington - can anyone confirm?

I sold a radio to an Emmerdale actress when I worked as a salesman at Comet in Leeds - didn't know it until one of the admin girls told me - forgot her name now. Sold a big Philips telly and video recorder in rosewood cabinet to Crawford Ashley the boxer - nice guy, got a (comparatively) good commission for that one.

Went to see the Uk Subs this year in Leeds, and was sat having a quiet pint next to the merchandise table at the end, when Charlie Harper came over and did an old person walking fart sequence - parp, parp, parp with every step whilst he was approaching the girl selling his gubbins - he did not bat an eye nor give a fuck :)
 
Rorz88 said:
I was on the Victoria Centre advert for Christmas over the last 2 years - I was Leori from Grantham if anyone is from the area and saw it ? its on youtube ! Victoria Cente in Nottingham City Centre by the way !
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Haha I've found you staring up Sarah from Newthorpe's skirt!
 
Went to school with Niall Quinn

Lived next door to Colin Farrell's granny

Once stood next to Blobby Charlton when he was in the nip getting an autograph. I was only 8 at the time
 
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