Strange/Indirect claims to fame

[tangaroa]

I know a bloke whose mate fucked Una Stubbs on her kitchen floor whilst installing her kitchen (allegedly).

I used to share a local with actor Steve McFadden (Phil grant in Eastenders) and called him 'Dogger Steve' to his face.

I'm mates with a very tall DJ.

Lost four days in Vegas with a Grammy-nominated music producer

Sat in front of Tiff Needell and his family on a flight back from Bangkok. My kids kept him awake all night. He travels economy.

Asked the drummer of the band 'Gene' to mind my jumper at a gig, and he did.

Abused Rolf 'Yew Tree' Harris in Sonning Lock. He had a boat that looked like a Venetian gondola. We were on a Hoseasons cruiser.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

David & Samantha Cameron stopped to let me cross the road about an hour before he became PM.

Carol Thatcher sat next to me on the Tube.

When I was younger one of our neighbours was a well-known Coronation St actor and I went on the set quite a few times.

I've been the subject of the MOTD2 Kevin Day "feature" twice.

I was a Grand Finalist on Fifteen-to-One and was beaten by Egghead Kevin Ashman.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Another one I forgot to mention

Took 9k off Shane warne on a cash table at poker- he nearly cried when I called him with a pair of 5's!!!!!

 

[Churchill123]

Nedum Onuoha's dad taught me Maths at high school, he told us about his wonderful son Nedum back then. ''He'll be in the first team in 3-4 years hopefully, you want to see how quick he is. Remember the name...''

I've played at The Etihad.

I've performed magic for Dynamo, also the City 2011/12 team.

I sat behind my idol Noel Gallagher at Watford away in 2007 on my birthday.

I used to talk to Danielle Lloyd on Myspace all the time, we even arranged to meet at a City game in 2008 when she came watching Jamie O'Hara play or if she came up to Manchester for any work.

I know alot of bands (some huge), Backstage passes etc ...i'd name them but i'll get hassle (no i won't get you some ;))

I've been on Soccer AM and Sky Sports 3 times.

I onced bummed Natalie Pi.... i didn't.

For real? - Ever meet her... Fit as fuck in real life?

 

[allan harper]

I was in Die Hard.

 

[bobmcfc]

My great uncle beat the crap out of jimmy savile

5 times

 

[Danamy]

My great uncle beat the crap out of jimmy savile

5 times

Did he not fix it for him?

 

[bobmcfc]

My great uncle beat the crap out of jimmy savile

5 times

Did he not fix it for him?

No, he broke it lol

My uncle was a professional wrestler. There is footage on YouTube of it

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I was in Die Hard.

You played the detonators?

 

[Churchill123]

I was in Die Hard.

You played the detonators?

No - He's bruce willis!