Strange reasons not to like somebody

You've just contradicted yourself, can tell you watch it:-)
We all used to go to my mum's for dinner on a Friday night and they'd all watch it afterwards while I amused myself by sticking needles in my eyes. My mum & sister-in-law would have these bloody conversations all the time while I'd be shouting "It's not fucking real you know. They're just actors reading lines that have been written for them".
 
People who say janitor and not caretaker

Listen you 'caretaker' fifth columnists. When I was at school they were called Janitors, or Jannies.

Billy Connoly sang a song about them.

Oh the Jannie, aye the Jannie
He nearly drove me mad
He shopped me to the teachers every time that I was bad.
I wish that he'd retire or die or move to Garngad
Ma hearts fair broke way the Jannie.

Jannie

Oh the caretaker, just doesn't cut it.
 
I don't like people who assume every **** takes sugar in their tea.

This is a weird one. As someone who does have sugar in my tea, I feel like a bit of a dying breed (probably literally from type 2 diabetes) and I find most people assume that nobody has sugar in their tea anymore and look at you like you're a stupid **** when you ask for sugar. Maybe I need to move to Scotland.
 

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